Best line from this movie

Not yet mentioned:

"He copped a feel!"

"So long, retard. Don't be touchin' none of my stuff while I'm gone."

Liberals! Intellectuals! Peacemongers! IDIOTS!

"We call this the Kennedy Room. Pretty nifty, huh?"

"Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we, work things out?"


Favorite Barbara moment:

"Look at this! This is wrong! We're lost! He led us down a maze! I'm going back to the hotel!"

"Come on, this way."

"Wait. No, wait, where are you going?"

"Come on, Barbara!"

"Oh, well, I like him, I--I do!"

DeVito by himself:

"Asshóles!"


Favorite random Grandma Florence moment:

"This pussycat is the most beautiful pussycat in the whole world. That's my Muffy. Richie, didn't you ever have a pussycat of your own?"

"Sure, Grandma."

"Music!"