HEY! You're Tom Jones Right? "It ain't unusual", Hey Tom, Tom! Can I have an autograph? Anyone Got A Pen?
Quo Non Ascendam (STS '98)
The speech from the translator device:
"All green of skin, eight hundred centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds, for fundamental truth of self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest."
The General: "What the hell does THAT mean"?!?
I don't know which is funnier; the speech or the General's reply.
The General: "What the hell does THAT mean"?!?
Find that one hilarious aswell.
or in Norad
Ellloooow Maurice, comment ca va ?
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prrrriuuuprrrriuuu
ack ack
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Oh mon dieu ...
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Any last words ?
Shut the *beep* up
Good Call! I forgot that one, "for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest".
share"Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do?"
share[Watching an alien on TV]
First Lady: I'm not allowing that thing in my house.
President Dale: Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them.
First Lady: Well they're not going to eat off the Van Buren china.
The whole dialog sucked from beginning to end...
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"SHUT UP, SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP, SHUTUPPPPPPPPP!!!!"
share"I think we should all live in teepees, cuz they're better inuh lotta ways.."
shareI'll also agree with the general's "what the hell does that mean?!" line. I also distinctly remember the audience cracking up over that. I haven't seen the movie in maybe 10 years, but I've always remembered that line despite forgetting pretty much all of the other movie.
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