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Best one-liners (okay to put lead in line)

posted 11 years ago by Ge-off07
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Saw Craig Bierko(Timothy) at my work the other day and thought of this badass film. I have two lines that are my fav's but this movie is full of them so have at it!

1) Charlie: What are you, a Mormon?
Mitch: Yes, I'm a Mormon, that's why I just drank three vodka tonics and smoked a pack of Newports.

2) Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch: I hope not, because I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt!

Dear lord, this is one of the most criminally underrated movies ever! I seriously can't think of another movie most people have never heard of that I love more than this one. Maybe "The Ten".

[–] Gunslinger1919 10 years ago

I just sock her in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel!"

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[–] smartbomb 10 years ago

Alice: Well what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: It's simple. He's been licking his a**hole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay.

[–] mail-2217 10 years ago

Yeah, in a movie that is overflowing with great 80's/90's era one-liners this is the top of the nipple. And the old lady just sells it.

[–] chrisjohnson-89173 9 years ago

Charlie: "are you this stupid or did you take lessons?"
Mitch: "I took lessons!"

Charlie: He cuts his own hair, he sits down when he pees
Mitch: Ok Ok, I'm gettin a boner here"

Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.

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