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Best one-liners (okay to put lead in line)

posted 11 years ago by Ge-off07
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Saw Craig Bierko(Timothy) at my work the other day and thought of this badass film. I have two lines that are my fav's but this movie is full of them so have at it!

1) Charlie: What are you, a Mormon?
Mitch: Yes, I'm a Mormon, that's why I just drank three vodka tonics and smoked a pack of Newports.

2) Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch: I hope not, because I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt!

Dear lord, this is one of the most criminally underrated movies ever! I seriously can't think of another movie most people have never heard of that I love more than this one. Maybe "The Ten".

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[–] Jonb442 11 years ago

Now you're a sharpshooter?

[–] jellyree 11 years ago

"Chefs do that!"

[–] coutterhill 11 years ago

I would have been here earlier but I was thinking of that ham and rye line.

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You know maybe if you eat more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.

[–] mattdsgirl 11 years ago

Henchman to Timothy: "I'm hurt real bad, I think I'm dying"

Timothy: "Continue dying"

[–] BurningUp 11 years ago

Charlie to Raymond: "If you tell anyone you saw me, I'll blow your fu!#$@g head off."

Mitch to Charlie: "So kill 'em for me b!tch! What are you good for?"

"Everyone's entitled to one good scare."

[–] donpadilla 11 years ago

"That's a duck not a d$ck"

[–] spookyrat1 10 years ago

Charlie: I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.

Mitch: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.

[–] down_under_birdy 10 years ago

Oh, this is so exciting! I mean, you just saw her tits, what did that feel like?!

[–] iroquois_pliskin00 10 years ago

Dun Dun Dun Duh Duh! Gonna go shake hands with the man.