You know you're obsessed with Kingpin when.......

When you refer to someone as a "reeeeal Munson"

When someone calls you boy and even if your name doesn't even come close to roy, you still say, "My name's not boy...it's Roy."

You cut off your hand and put a hook on just to ne like Roy Munson

When you get "so bombed" by sniffing glue

When you stage robberies to get out of paying the rent

When you say someone is munsoned in the middle of nowhere.

You know you're obsessed with Kingpin when.......you've jarred something loose

when you let your comb over fly wildly out of control and still think you look sexy

only 9 years too late but Andy Williams- Where Do I Begin

If you go bowling and you're in awe of the finely tuned athletes all around you

If you can tell just by listening that someone leaves a lot of "buckets" when they're just a hair off

If you can name the actual professional bowlers who made appearances in the film (sadly, I can, and without having seen the credits)

If you know that the gold ball (Brunswick Rhino Pro)that Roy used wasn't available in 1979

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when you imagine there's really a huge cloud of sh!t coming towards you