first of all before i state my favorite line i would like to say how damn fine salma hayek looks in this movie. the curves are to die for!
one of my favorite lines has to be when clooney is outside after the whole disaster talking to cheech and he says "My brother's gone. you understand that? he's gone and he's not coming back and that is your fault......... 20!"
so good.
'You know what im talking about, you farking cockroach!'
"Has anybody read a book about vampires,or are we just remembering stuff from a movie?"
Sex Machine: " You mean,like a Time Life book?"
Richie- Where are my glasses?
Seth- They, uh, broke when you fell
Richie- F--k Seth, these are my only pair!
Seth- Don't worry about it. We'll get you another pair.
Richie- What do you mean, 'don't worry about it'? Of course I'm gonna worry about it. I can't f--king see.
Seth- I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.
Richie- Yeah, Like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my prescription.
Seth- So, what's the deal? You a couple of fags?
Jacob- He's my son.
Seth- How did that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob- Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth- Ohh, well excuse me all to Hell.
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
-James Dean
First one (of many) that came to my mind is:
"We're having a bikini contest...and you won."
You and your mom are hillbillies; this is a house of learned doctors.
"You want a cold beer? I got some in the car. I got Mexican and domestic."
Um, this scene takes place in Mexico. Wouldn't that make the Mexican beer domestic?
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Hail Eris!
I just checked, and the line is, "I may be a bas7ard, but I'm not a fvckin' bas7ard."
Snarky
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.
"Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me ... please?"
Damn, you beat me to it! Even funnier is later when he assumes what he imagined he heard was real:
"If you want to, I can do it."
"I'm acting natural. I should get a *beep* Academy award for how natural I'm acting!"
"LOW-PROFILE. Do you understand what LOW-PROFILE means?!"
Lots of hilarious lines, but wasn't really a fan of the direction the movie went later.
I like the lines between Jacob and Seth:
"He touches her, I'll kill him." -Jacob
"Fair enough, you screw with me I'll kill you all." -Seth(paraphrased)
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Potato head.
Yep.
For all you PC retard lovers out there.
Seth: "Do you think I'm *beep* playing with you *beep* Do you want this little girl to die? Or that little girl? Or yourself? Or your bosom buddy with the badge? Now I don't wanna do it, but I will turn this place into the *beep* wild bunch, if I think you're *beep* with me!"
Chet: "This piece of *beep* here man, broke my finger and my nose, And this *beep* kicked me in the ribs while I was down!"
Richie: "Hi, How ya doing? enjoying it? I hope so!"
Seth: "Do you think I'm *beep* playing with you *beep* Do you want this little girl to die? Or that little girl? Or yourself? Or your bosom buddy with the badge? Now I don't wanna do it, but I will turn this place into the *beep* wild bunch, if I think you're *beep* with me!"
Chet: "This piece of *beep* here man, broke my finger and my nose, And this *beep* kicked me in the ribs while I was down!"
Richie: "Hi, How ya doing? enjoying it? I hope so!"