What was your favorite line? - Freeway (1997) Discussion

[–] cometky 18 years ago

How about,

Oh, you like that nice fresh minty taste, huh Larry?

There are so many.

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[–] dreamie318 18 years ago

I love all of those lines. One of my personal favorites is:

"YEAH WELL I GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC SUCKING STRANGE DICK!'

I like to use that as often as possible.

Also I like when she was asking Bob if he accepts the Lord Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior. That was hilarious because she was as serious as two heart attacks and she made him cry.

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[–] laurag-15 18 years ago

"F-k you chipmunk face. And your f-king skipper wife!"

and...

"CUZ I'M PISSED OFF. AND THE WHOLE WORLD OWES ME!!"

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[–] laurag-15 18 years ago

I also love this whole monologue:

Vanessa Julia Lutz.
Inmate shows no remorse for her crimes. Inmate is combative. Refuses to accept responsibility for her actions. Recommendations: This inmate appears to be a sophisticated criminal...and an extreme danger to society... and should be required to pay the penalty for her actions in a facility for adult criminals.
Diagnosis: Antisocial personality disorder. Prognosis: Very poor. Recommendations: Oh, this individual is probably too far gone to benefit from corrective behavior modification of the kind offered in a setting for juveniles.

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[–] twq1976 18 years ago

i agree dramie,those were the best moments in the movie.
i can't believe reese is such a fantastic actress,she is superb,i mean the movie was silly but genius at the same time and reese portrayed dramatic,comedic,psychopathic,lovable roles all at the SAME TIME,that's amazing.

hats off to reese

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[–] omg_itz_taylor 18 years ago

I LOVED

" wHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE BEiNG CALLED A NiGG*R? WELL i DONT LiKE BEiNG CALLED A NATURAL BORN WHORE YA COON! "

"SEXO!"

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[–] bammac2000 18 years ago

My favorites are
BOB: Vanessa, please don't be offended by my next question...
but, uh...did your stepfather molest you?

VANESSA: Oh, my God. This policewoman just asked me that very same question just a few hours ago.

BOB:And how did that make you feel?

VANESS: "LIKE I GOT DADDY'S *beep* TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD"

"Are you gonna do sex to me now?

I promise you, if we get really, really intimate...you're gonna be way past being offended.

What, are you gonna *beep* me when I'm dead?
Mister, I'm a person! I'm a human being!

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[–] movieman_stl 18 years ago

I liked these:

Alright, I'll make out with you. But no f+++ing 'cause I'm straight

I already told you why I shot him you s+++-skinned motherf+++er.

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[–] roxytm87 18 years ago

"You should've just let me out of the car when I asked you to!"
oh yea, and also: " Larry, get your godamn hands off my anatomy"

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[–] jitterbug141 18 years ago

Ahh! The anatomy line is my all time favorite!! And that weird dog commercial that's playing in the background is just too funny...

My other favorite part is when the police show the guy she tries to kill a picture of Reese and she's sticking her tongue out and looking really innocent and he just starts SCREAMING even though he has all thse bandages on his face. I lose it in those two scenes.

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[–] annicenicole 18 years ago

There was so many. I loved all of the ones that have been previously mentioned. But my absolute favorite is when Vanessa is being interviewed by the detectives and she smacks the black detective. Then the white detective ask why she did it and Vanessa says, "Because he's a *beep* coon and he didn't say he was sorry". Her accent was the BEST. No offense to anyone on this message borad.

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[–] stachogan 17 years ago

"Oh God. God, that was so *beep* bad."
-She just shot Bob a bunch of times!!

"What are ya'll lookin' at? *beep* all ya'll. *beep* you, chipmunk face! And your *beep* skipper wife!"
- HEr accent and the funnyness of "*beep* all y'all"

"Holy *beep* Look who got beat with the ugly stick. Is that you Bob?"

"Sexo!?"
-In broad daylight in the middle of a street

"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile"
-Perfect imitation with the smile and everything

[Is disgusted at Mesquita mashing up Mrs Cullins]
"Mesquita, I'd really like to go now"
And then they skip off to the bus

"Y'all got a cigarette?"

Come and get it, bitches.

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[–] Moss88 17 years ago

At the end of the film, Bob is dressed as Grandma, puts the gun to Vanessa's head and says "Do You Like How That *beep* Feels?" Ha,Ha,Ha

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[–] Jack2979 17 years ago

Vanessa to Bob: "Well you wanna get shot up a whole bunch of times?! Now do like I tell you dumbass!"

Vanessa: "What you think prostitution comes natural like being a n!@@#&? Oh you don't like being called a n!@@#&, well I don't like being a natural born whore SO THERE!

Larry: "Vanessa Lutz I'm gettin ready to take a seriously big shyt on top of that pointy little head of yours......don't be a smartass."

I need you like Michael needs Tito!

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[–] ednorton-fan 17 years ago

I also really loved the opposing lawyer's line after Vanessa tells Bob he looks like he got hit with the ugly stick.

"Your Honor, due to the heinous nature of this crime and the defendant's obvious lack of remorse..."

Great line.

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[–] Dagrecco1982 17 years ago

Sexo?!
Donde estan los chicos?

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[–] CptHowdy87 17 years ago

HAHA there is so many

"Youre just a big old *beep* bag arent ya Bob"

"LARRY GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ANATOMY"

"Vanessa this isn't funny" "Ms Sheets I promise im not laughing" something like that but its funny.

Best performance of Reese IMO

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[–] Lydia68410 17 years ago

I've got soooo many, this is probably my most quoted movie ever lol

I think my most favorite is "You didn't have to kill me!"

"I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off!"

There's no Sushi in prison, unless you count dick.

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[–] crazyhellboy 16 years ago

"I felt I was being transformed into a human urinal."

Won't see Reese saying lines like that anytime soon.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

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[–] bentramer78 16 years ago

Reese (in the courtroom): "F--- all y'all!"

I like to say that myself now whenever I get the chance.

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[–] Beetlehands 16 years ago

I bet you like having your weenier sucked.. how come that doesnt surprise me?

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