What was your favorite line? - Freeway (1997) Discussion

[–] YourLipsareRed 18 years ago

Oh dear. There are SO many in this movie. Seriously, I have to catch my breath from cracking up so much. But definitely one of my favorites would be the entire court scene.

"HOLY SH!T! Is that you Bob? Who knew such a tiny gun could make such a big ole mess outta someone?"

or

"Now Bob, I'm gonna ask you a serious question..and it's real important. Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Personal Saviour"? (I just found it funny, because he knew then he was about to get shot.)

Fan of Michael Keaton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland.

MKSK

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[–] adric_7 18 years ago

Personaly i really didnt like the movie but i loved the last line of this film "y'all got a cigerette" just because it's so random

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[–] itsmoviesbitch 18 years ago

Yeah, that's my fav. part, even though the movie kind of creeped me out.

Roxie Hart:Hey where are you goin'... I'm the famous Roxie Hart.

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[–] kevbowdc 17 years ago

Oooo... Look who got beat with the ugly stick

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[–] SonnyNStitch626 18 years ago

"Cause I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me" ...
Best Line in a Great Movie!!!

~*Sonny*~

"I always tell the truth ... Even when I Lie"

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[–] YourLipsareRed 18 years ago

That court scene is seriously great.

"And I hear you got one of them big ole sh!tbags, Bob".

Fan of Michael Keaton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland.

MKSK

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[–] ednorton-fan 18 years ago

"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile"

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[–] stlouisgirl777 18 years ago

Absolutely cullen. That was the one I had in mind. I laughed for ten minutes.

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[–] shadowpause 18 years ago

"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile"

YES!

and

"I gotta pee"

"Pee in there, MOTHERF_CKER!!!" LMFAO. The way she said it, OMG.

I Syd!

"I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things."

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[–] niteangel123 18 years ago

ok since there was that many good quotes i had to go to the quotes page and pick a couple

Vanessa: Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the *beep* comes out the side, you're just a big old *beep* aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you *beep* in that thing *beep*

Vanessa: What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?
Bob just nods and smiles

and my all time fave

Vanessa: *beep* all y'all.

brilliant!

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[–] niteangel123 18 years ago

what with all the *beep*'s? grr

Vanessa: Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the sh it comes out the side, you're just a big old sh it bag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you sh it in that thing mother focker

Vanessa: What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?
Bob just nods and smiles

and my all time fave

Vanessa: *beep* all y'all.

ha ha censor that a-hole

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[–] roobad 18 years ago

"You're just a big ol' *beep* ain't ya Bob?" So funny.

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[–] waldosanmiguel 18 years ago

Bob very smug says to Vanessa:"Trust me, you're an absolute f uckin moron"

Ramona Lutz: "YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'!!! ABOUT NOTHIN'!!!!"

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[–] slashermoviechic 17 years ago

"Well I get claustrophobic sucking strange dick!" That one gets me every time LOL

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[–] MadSimian 18 years ago

That's my favorite one too. I swear few movies can be both serious and funny at the same time but this one pulls it off nicely.

Don't watch Beavis and Butthead expecting Kubrick and don't listen to Beethoven expecting ICP.

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[–] adam-first 18 years ago

"What the *beep* are ya'll lookin' at? *beep* ya'll.. *beep* you, Chipmunk Face.. and your *beep* skipper wife."

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[–] natthebrat88 18 years ago

The post above me was my favorite line aswell.

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[–] poetess627 18 years ago

My two favorites have to be:

"That's for cuttin' off all my hair, you *beep* &
"Why you killin' all them girls, Bob?"

"Check out the big brain on BRAD!!"

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[–] sexycaliychick6969 18 years ago

"Larry! Get your god damn hands off my anatomy!"

and

Man: I am claustrophobic.
Vanessa: Well I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick, now get in there!

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[–] Tainted_Drifter 18 years ago

"I've absolutely reached my *beep* limit with people like you. The fathers who *beep* their daughters, the drug-addicted whores with bastard offspring. I call them 'garbage people', and I assure you, you are one of them. Look at you, you're already a master at the manipulation of men. So intrinsic to your *beep* nature, you're not even aware of it when you do it. Stupid bitch." - Kiefer

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[–] mikeclaw 18 years ago

"Looks like my stepfather's next parole officer ain't even been born yet."

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