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Funniest scene?

posted 19 years ago by kalel32688
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Which scene(s) did any of you guys find funny?

My picks:

1) The scene where the Collector throws off his cowboy hat and jacket, and launches into an angry tirade at the residents ("You *beep* ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there, *beep*!")

2) The scene where the Collector suddenly appears behind Cordelia on the porch, says "Need a hand?", and tries to come in, only to be barred by the blood seal, then he goes "Gimme the key, Brakyer, for cryin' out loud!"--and Brayker simply slams the door on him. Classic!

3) The scene where the Collector is acting like a bartender. The way he talks--gets me every time!

I really enjoyed this movie. Gotta get around to writing a review.

[–] edithisaok580 19 years ago

Old Uncle Willie and Roach:

" Age before beauty,"Roach.

" Pearls before Swine, S**head!"Uncle Willie.

[–] wolfsnaps888 19 years ago

When the collector gives roach the sponge to clean up the blood on the top of the stairs...the sponge perfectly rolls out of his mouth....I luv it.

"Humans! You're not worth the skin you're printed on!"

[–] wolfsnaps888 19 years ago

also that part when uncle willy's head was lying on the floor and he says "I heard that!" I didn't catch that part til like the 3rd time I watched it...right before the kid stakes it with the deer antlers..

[–] sexyshay114 19 years ago

lol I liked the part where the 2 peaople where havin sex in the hotel or whatever and the cop comes up and the people see the come with the ca battery hooked on his nipp;les and he screams"babe!! TURN IT OFF! ITS FRYING MY NIPPLES"

[–] TwoMushrooms 19 years ago

Definetly the part where Irene is holding up her severed arm... the collector goes "Is that a yes?" and Irene goes "No, that´s me giving you the finger."

I don´t like being outdoors Smithers. For starters, there are to many fat kids. - Mr. Burns

[–] HaHaCharadeYouAre 18 years ago

When The Collector tells Roach to wipe up the blood on the stairs, he opens his mouth and a sponge rolls out perfectly. LAWLZ

Aaaaand number two on yours was the greatest.

The THROTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_3q73bh0w

[–] ShrekTheTurd 18 years ago

#1 on Kalel's list is one of the funniest scenes in any movie. I quote this ALL the time: *beep* this cowboy S**T. Hilarious!!

I totally agree with my opinion.

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[–] cheekeeteeta 18 years ago

*may contain spoilers*

No one mentioned these (although they are favorite lines):

-for some reason, I would chuckle whenever someone would say 'Deputy Bob'.
-the part where the Collector tells Jeryline in her fantasy 'What's the pay off, right? U turn into a demon, u look like s***...' (I'm paraphrasing but you should know what I'm talking about).
-the entire part where he's dancing with Jeryline in the end but particularly the way the Collector says 'I don't drink...much, and I know my folks are gonna love ya!'.
-When Roach says 'Can you try and kill Brayker? He's a bossy a**hole.' to which the Collector replies 'Isn't he, though?'.

Basically Billy Zane's delivery and timing is so perfect that all his scenes are memorable. Great flick! Too bad the other 2 Tales from the Crypt movies sucked.

[–] ablebravo 18 years ago

When Roach is standing on the upper balcony spitting floogies on the demons downstairs and Brayker says, "Hey. They hate that!"

"Any technology sufficiently advanced would be indistinguishable from Magic."

[–] little1o 17 years ago

I like the ho-dunk po-dunk part the best. 8)

[–] AmandaLove 17 years ago

I liked the scene when that women who owned the hotel told that girl to get that pussy off my table!
and the girl who was sitting on it thought she meant her. And she said I was talking about the cat..lol

*A hole is a hole*

[–] PoliticallyUncorrect 17 years ago

I love the scene where Jeryline stabs the collector in the eye with the key, breaking his sunglasses, and he takes them off and says "I liked that pair, too. D*mn." lol

And one of my all time favorite parts is when the collector is outside the window (when he first raises the demons) and the demons are coming out of the goo on the ground, and he pulls back a layer of what looks like skin off of one of them, kisses it on the head, and then winces because the demon is slimy and gross haha

"I am the Devil. And I am here to do the Devil's work."

[–] alekhamen 17 years ago

I love it when Brayker slams the door in Billy's face.

[–] PoliticallyUncorrect 17 years ago

Lol that part is hysterical too

"I am the Devil. And I am here to do the Devil's work."

[–] alekhamen 17 years ago

I like it when Billy betrays Roach. "One more thing, I lied." It was funny to see him die. Everyone knows you cant trust a demon/devil.

[–] PoliticallyUncorrect 17 years ago

Yeah, everyone knows that except Roach apparently lol. But then again, he wasnt much better :-/

"I am the Devil. And I am here to do the Devil's work."

[–] alekhamen 17 years ago

Yeah, hes an idiot, i was glad to see him go.

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[–] JaySherman7 15 years ago

Collector: Sheriff, be careful, he's armed.

-(Brayker pulls out a knife and holds it to Geraldine's throat)

Collector: told ya

[–] netfacedrone 14 years ago

"Come on out everybody, time to play! Hellooo?"

ARROW IN THE FACE

"...Or not."

[–] Plissken_1996 14 years ago

Good one. That's probably the scene I find funniest as well.

Though the "ho dunk, po dunk" rant was pretty funny too.

§"I would throw a PARTY if I found out your were raped by multiple bodybuilders..."-Holiday_Hobo§

[–] brimst0ne13 14 years ago

i liked the part where the collector's got fire crotch. XD hahahaha. he slapped her with it!

[–] Plissken_1996 14 years ago

Ha ha, that definitely had a pornographic feel to it.

§"I would throw a PARTY if I found out your were raped by multiple bodybuilders..."-Holiday_Hobo§