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What is your favorite 'Friday' quote?

posted 18 years ago by lancedguy-1
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This is one of the funniest movies ever made!! In my book, one of the best FILMS ever made...a masterpiece. Every so often, I have to pop it in the VCR to get my Friday fix. I've probably seen it 100 times or more through the years. It's loaded with one liners that I've quoted and worn out with my friends, and after 10 years, I still catch myself laughing out loud when I think about this movie.

Smokey (to Craig): "Why don't you tell yo dad to comb his hair or SUMPTHIN!! Looks like a bunch of spiders is havin' a meetin' on his head!"

And another favorite:

Craig's father (talking in his sleep): SNORE..."Yeah...I'll take the 2 piece special, lots of hot sauce, and uh all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you."

[–] ilovewater 17 years ago

My all-time favorite quote has to be:

"Imma call you! But if you come by i won't call you. Okay? Don't eva, eva, eva eva eva eva eva, come by here. Okay?"

hahahahaha brilliant!!

other fav:

"You aint got no sugar?!! D#@m! Y'all aint never got two things that match! Either y'all got kool-aid no sugar, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger! D#@m!"

hahaha One of the funniest movies of all time!

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"This is not a dirty little joke that you can make your dirty little jokes about, dirty man."

[–] andrew_morrison3 17 years ago

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.
Worm. Now you the last brother money I mess with.

I love this movie I watch it everyday at www.6flicks.blogspot.com

[–] blind_begga 17 years ago

The Pastor: Scuse me brother. What we call drugs at the 4th street baptist church, we call a sinny sin siiiin.

Smokey:Well around here, between yall(?) and inter western(?) We call this a little twenty twen twen....Neeegaaaah!!! (funny facial from Smoke)

The Pastor: Why don't ya just...give me something for my (points to eyes) my cataract!

Smokey: You didn't put in on this man!

[–] Rika750 17 years ago

Smokey: Now you KNEW she was Bald-headed!!! You Knew she didn't have no g**- d*** hair. Talking about she looked like Janet Jackson, she looked like Freddy Jackson.

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[–] hecantune 17 years ago

"First all, don't be calling here like you some straight up G. 'cause cut yo balls off and hand'em to ya, patna!"

Come get a taste!

[–] lulen 17 years ago

Gimme three and a half minutes, maybe even fo, she'll be wantin' to marry a nigguh!!

Yea-uh, (h)cook it UPPPPP!!

Man, you know he ain't hittin' it right!

[–] jjgeekness 17 years ago

"Oh... Look. At. Her. Now she oughta be ashamed of herself coming out lookin like that! Hey Girl!"

"Hey how you doin?"

"Fiiiine, Im on my way to work."

"Call me when you get home."

"uhkayyyy"

- I love this movie!

[–] Bystandah 17 years ago

"Remember it, write it down, take a picture, I don't give a *beep*!"

"I ain't sellin you nada!"

"How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?"

those are my three but i love a lot more quotes though

[–] Smoothpants 17 years ago

"My neck! My back! My neck and my back!"

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[–] guttermouf 17 years ago

craig's dad - "all day long, my foot up a dogs ass. THATS MY PLEASURE"

or

"u better put some water on that shiz!!"

and smokey - "whatup big perm!! i mean big worm!"
or
"we was ROLLIN'!!"

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[–] hevans7 17 years ago

I don't know if I have this exactly right, but surely it's posted already.

when Debo leaves and Craig, Smokey and the first dude who got "knocked the **** out!!" over his bike, are all talking about him:

Smokey: "it's like, when he's here... I be quiet. But when he leaves, I be talkin' again."

[–] mister_gemz 17 years ago

*Bonus Scene*

Pops : AY AY AY AY AY.....WHAT ARE YOU DOIN

Craig : I'm throwing this away we ain't even got no milk

Pops : So what! Kids in Africa are starving.....You ain't got no milk AIN'T THAT A BITCH .......when i was growing up we ain't have milk...cereal.... a bowl to eat in.....spoon fork knives...no napkins or nothin.....you had to do like this *wipes mouth on shirt* wipe ya mouth wit ya hand like this you ever did that?

Craig : No.....

Pops : Have you ever had government cheese? huh craig government cheese

Craig : NO

Pops : BIG THICK GOVERNMENT CHEESE couldn't take a dump for 2 weeks.....you eat up all the pig feet.....the family we like pig feet leave us 2 or 3 of them legs so we can eat em.......the pig gave em to *chuckle* us so what the hell you doin.....hog mogs you eat up all the hog mogs alllll the chitterlings.....all the pig EARSSS ......pig walkin round wit no ears you got em all in your stomach.......give us a break .....................you ain't got no damn milk ain't that a bitch *Laughs* you funny......you my boaayyy.......you remind me of my grand daddy *Laughs* you know what it is ........you think money grows on trees ........just go out and pick you 4 or 5 hundred dollars and just dancing eatin chicken and you just dancing and havin' all the fun in the world

YOU KNOW HOW MANY STANKIN DOGS I GOT TO CATCH TO FILL THAT BIG ASS BOWL YOU GOT THERE BOY!45 50 DOGS......STANKIN NASTY DOGS And 12 of them lil ole stankin things they call a chihuahua .........you better put some water on that *beep* boy!

Talk about drawn out jeez that *beep* is hilarious tho