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What is your favorite 'Friday' quote?


This is one of the funniest movies ever made!! In my book, one of the best FILMS ever made...a masterpiece. Every so often, I have to pop it in the VCR to get my Friday fix. I've probably seen it 100 times or more through the years. It's loaded with one liners that I've quoted and worn out with my friends, and after 10 years, I still catch myself laughing out loud when I think about this movie.

Smokey (to Craig): "Why don't you tell yo dad to comb his hair or SUMPTHIN!! Looks like a bunch of spiders is havin' a meetin' on his head!"


And another favorite:

Craig's father (talking in his sleep): SNORE..."Yeah...I'll take the 2 piece special, lots of hot sauce, and uh all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you."


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Red: Pops trippin, man, he want me to ax fo my bike back.
Deebo: What bike!?
Red: You know... the beach cruiser, the one I lent you last week.
Deebo: Oh, that bike. Its right here homie.
*they walk towards the bike*
Red: You know, its really like both our bikes, we just keeps it at my house.
*Deebo punches the sh!t outa Red and Red goes flying in the air*
Deebo: Thats MY bike, Punk! *looks over to Red's father* You want some of this too, old man!?
Reds Dad: No. Come on son, I dunno what you doin, hangin round these people...

Ha, my fav scene. Between me and my buddies, whenever something gets stolen, we refer to it as "gettin Deebo'd" LOL

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joi "uh-uh hello no now who the ffff is that bitch? ffff you motherffff don't be cumin up here asking me fo' some money go ask that bitch fo some money"

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Before Craig's dad comes out the bathroom, his mom was like:

Mom: The problem is you aint got no game !
Craig: Game ?! What you know about game ?
Mom: Now yo father, he got game

*Craig dad walks out the bathroom right after he took a #@$& **

Dad: Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes !
Somebody need to open up a window in here

Craig: You call that game ??

Gets me every time lmaoo

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Smokey: "I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. Because it's Friday. You ain't got no job. You aint got *beep* to do."

Smokey: "Daaamn. I got mind control over Deebo. He'd be like shut the *beep* up. I be quiet, but when he leave. I be talkin' again."

Craig's Dad: "How the hell do you get fired on your day off?"

Craig's Dad, sleeping/dreaming: "Give me the two-piece special, lots of hot sauce and all the fries you can give me.....Thank you."


Smokey: "You know what they say. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice."

Craig: "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."

Smokey: "Yeah, well. She blacker than mother *beep* too!"


Big Worm: "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey."


Smokey: "Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You *beep* up the rotation."


Smokey: "Remember it, write it down, take a picture. I don't give a *beep*.

Ezal: "Oh my back, my neck. My neck and my back. I want a hundred and fifty thousand dollars. But we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks. "

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You better put some water on that sh**

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bye Felicia.............

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"You ain't catching no crack head"

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