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one of the worst movies ever


sorry but its on my top 5

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I wouldn't by any means call this one of the worst movies ever. I think a more appropriate title for it would be "One of the worst Crichton adaptations ever." In fact, I'd call it the second worst Crichton adaptation, after The Lost World.

Now, don't misunderstand me, The Lost World is one of my all time favourite movies, but it bares very little resembelance to the novel. Congo is a bit closer to the source, but they've changed so much of it that it is a terrible movie compared to the book.

However, I believe that as a stand alone Congo is a fairly decent movie. My advice is don't read the book then see the movie right after, or vice versa.

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had some memorable scenes, such as when the hershey bar guy got hit with an eyeball

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I don't think this movie was bad at all, however I do think it's needs improving.

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This movie wasted 109 precious minutes of my life. I want them back. :(

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There is a fine line between the worst movie of all time and a bad movie.

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It is camp and cereal with a tad of seriousness so as not to destroy anything that is plausible. Read Ebert's review. It is dead on. http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19950609/REVIEWS/506090301/1023

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this movie is far from watchable. This should definately be on the list for one of the worst ever. B movie no name actors who can't act + unrealistic characters + a guy who looks like steve guttenberg + a guy in a monkey suit = CRAP. I want hour and a half of my life back it too to watch this movie. I was like 12 when I saw it and I'm STILL suffering

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I did like it. I think it was entertaining too.

I want hour and a half of my life back it too to watch this movie. I was like 12 when I saw it and I'm STILL suffering

Well, you STILL sound like 12, maybe you should read more, it will help you to write correctly, and it might help you move on with your life, Jesus Christ!, its just a movie.

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Watch more movies. This is no where near the worst movie ever. Try something called "Scarecrow 2" or amazingly lame along those lines. This movie, while not a life changing experience, was entertaining and fun. Seriously, for this to be in your top 5, you must have been film deprived most of your life.

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Im sorry, but this is, in my opinion, THE WORST MOVIE EVER.

Goodnight, and remember to tip your waiter

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Some of you are so obnoxious it's painful.

Congo is an average, fun B movie... It's not meaningful, inteligent, or great but if you honestly believe it's the worst movie ever made then jesus christ I hope like every movie you've ever seen was really good.

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hahaha! Well put. I agree completely.

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Not every movie I have seen has been really good, but they have all been better then CONGO! You call this and average fun B movie. With millions of dollars and an excellent novel, they release a fun and average B movie? I know, lets all get lazers, aim them into the sky, and blow up satellites! That would make a killer end to this movie! Call me obnoxious, but do not call congo and average B movie. And yes, I honestly believe that it is the worst movie ever. I would rather watch Ishtar once a day for the rest of my life then sit through congo again.

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Batman & Robin, Going Overboard, Battlefield Earth, Kazaam, Steel, Pootie Tang, Spice World, Adam & Evil, Son Of The Mask, Baby Geniuses, Baby Geniuses 2: Super Babies, Santa With Muscles, House Of The Dead, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Alone In The Dark, Bloodrayne, Mr. Nanny, and Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector were way worse than this movie!

I would rather watch this film than those movies anyday.

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I thought this movie was decent 6-7/10 for me nothing special but it wasnt really bad. The film could change the novel into a tongue n cheek adventure. The book does surpass the film however, but if they did State of fear in this way it wouldnt be right.

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Wow, you watched all those movies? I think I would have gouged out my eyes before I sat through all those. Any one with a lick of sense knew that those moves were going to be bad from the get-go. Congo, on the other hand was hyped to be so much better than it actually was. Sometimes bad movies are made just to fill a nitch. Most people go in knowing that they're not going to see a work of art but just some trashy good fun. Congo was not sold to us as one of those trashy fun movies but as a serious movie made from a top selling book. I don't say that Congo is the worst movie ever made but I would put it on the same list as Battlefield Earth.

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I loved this movie in all of its cheesetastic glory.

Tim Curry! Ernie Hudson! Delroy Lindo! Bruce Campbell! Joe Don Baker! What's not to love?!

B-grade creature features are my guilty pleaure. Want to see a really bad movie? Try Komodo 2.

Have a nice day!

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Agreed! Bruce Campbell, Joe Pantoliano, and an amazingly awesome Ernie Hudson make this movie fantastically fun. Who cares if it's got an inflated budget, is poorly acted, and is a terrible adaptation? They sliced up killer gorillas with a laser beam! I can feel the money hands on the back of my neck going "Woo woo woo!"

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To the main poster... dont be such a noob... worst movie ever... grrrr try with some originality. Congo was far from perfect but it was a fun adventure flick. Ive seen muuuuuuuuuuuuuch worse.

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Of course it's not the "worst movie ever" - there's heaps worse movies out there, people have listed many of them above.

The difference is that movies like Manos Hands of Fate and Plan 9 From Outer Space were never meant to be GOOD movies - they're crap but at least they have the decency to be honest about it.

Congo on the other hand had a huge budget, a great novel, tripod machine guns, killer apes, lasers AND Bruce Campbell and still managed to be an awful movie.

The dialogue was so bad none of the characters came out of 2 dimensions, Bruce Campbell wasn't used enough, and they just threw the tripod machine guns and lasers in there without even a training montage or explanation to show how they worked. And the volcano "special effects" were straight out of The Last Crusade, so crap next to the other movies out at the time (Toy Story, Die Hard 3, Waterworld etc).

And THAT is why Congo is the Worst Movie Ever - even though there are much worse movies out there.

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how can you write this film off when Tim Curry gives one of the best performances yet? I don't think anyone's out hammed him yet (maybe that dude who played Palpatine in SW, he's come mighty close) "theee diiiiiaaaaamonds" or "behold! the lost city of Zinj!" great dialogue for him to sink his teeth into.

Not to mention the greatest words in the english language

"STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"

this film is a comedy straight through. after having a few beers the enjoyment factor simply peaks.

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You can't argue with the line "Every monkey with a hard on thinks he's elvis," And the belter "I'm sorry, I ran away." classic. If you dont think so well, frankly, thats just your opinion.

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ALL YOU "F"ing IDIOTS OUT THERE, THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. enough said. GOOD B MOVIE MY ASS. The budget was large enough to rebuild new orleans after katrina. Yeah, I said it...

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I saw a bit of it last night where Bruce Campbell yells at something in a jungle scene. Does he get killed by the gorillas?

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Edit: responded errantly

**these go to eleven **

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I actully like this movie, I don't it deserves such a low score and I watch it all the time and it never gets old.Not great, but is a good movie and not some crap movie like alot of people think.

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It's a very good jungle film with a nice knowledge of the genre's conventions (the imperiled expedition into the wild, the lost loved one, hidden city of treasures, and mythical species of man killers). The best part is that the two female characters (human and gorilla) are the real heroes and together save the men.

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i READ ALL THESE COMMENTS AND i SEE NOTHING BUT IGNORANCE IN MOVIE KNOWLEDEGE.
YOU PEOPLE DON'T HAVE MANY POINTS OF VIEW, WORST, YOU ONLY HAVE 1 AND THAT'S MINES KNOW IN MOVIE CRITICAL IS LOW.

THIS MOVIE WAS VERY WELL DONE, IT WAS A GOOD HISTORY, IT HADED BOTH ACTION, HUMOR ( IF YOU HAVE GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR), SHOWING AFRICAN CULTURE, THE JUNGLE, AND SOME CALMED PARTS THAT WERE VERY NICE TO SEE.

BUT YOU JUST FOLKS, PREFER TO WATCH KILLING AND KILLING AND KILLING ( WELL ME TOO, BUT SOMETIMES YOU AHVE TO MADE ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW, NOT JUST ONE, LIKE MOST OF YOU, WHO HAVE POSTED HERE)

YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THE BEAUTY OF VARIATION IN HERE. YOU HATE THIS MOVIE IN NUMBERS CAUSE IT'S MAYBE TO COMPLICATED FOR YOU FOLKS.

ALL PEOPLE WANT SIMPLE MOVIES, WITH ONE AHEADED STORY

THIS ONE MIGHT HAVE ITS MISTAKE, BUT EVERY MOVIE HAS ITS MISTAKES. BEFORE MAKING SUCH COMMENTS, THINK ABOUT IT AND DON'T WASTE SPACE AND TIME WRITING WORDS THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.

THIS MOVIE SHALL BE RATED 7 AT LEAST, CAUSE ITS A VERY VARIATED MOVIE.

THE PEOPLE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND THIS MESSAGE KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
THE REST, WELL, YOU CAN CRITIC ALL WHAT YOU WANT, THOUGH YOUR WORDS ARE WORTH NOTHING.

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then ur a dick, i loved this movie. it was fun, crazy and just cool. it's my fav next to maximum overdrive.

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