I think that the funiest scene was when Harry and Tom Arnold had Simon on top of Hover Dam (or whatever that was)and Simon was so scared that he pissed his pants!! LOL! That was so funny!
"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is..." -Oren Ishii
Don't know if this has been mentioned yet but I love the scene where Harry and Simon are test driving the car and when they are returning to the showroom Harry starts driving like a stuntman. When he speeds up and parks the car abruptly Simons head starts ricocheting around.
I also love Harrys face as Helen lies to him about where she was the previous evening.
vvv I'm being stalked by this loser! vvv
*Harry smacks the two dogs heads together* "Stay!"
Simon: "I've got a little dick, it's pathetic!"
Harry: "THAAAA BRIDDDGEEEE ISSS OWWWWUTTTT!!"
When they are recording the terrorist speech and the battery runs low. xD
"They call him the sand spider"
"Why's that?"
"Probably because it sounds scary"
Harry: "Helen... is having an afffeeear"
Gib: "Maybe she's sleepy"
Faisil: [Hacking into a computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt, and I AM GOIN...
Gib: Just copy the goddam files, OK?
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"Ass like a ten-year-old boy!"
Not only is it hilarious, but I use it in every day life. Double whammy!
Sew the sheets to the drapes! Let 'em know you've BEEN there!
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okay i scanned through all the pages as best i could to avoid repeating some as much as possible, either way these are my favorites off the top of my head(i may have mentioned these in another similar thread as well though probably a long time ago or not yet)...
1) when harry is going upstairs to get his wife's purse for bugging at the van, the expression on his face is just hilarious plus the ominous lightning flashes and thunder setup like a suspense movie :))
2) when the main baddie thought he finished off harry in the florida keys and he is riding the ascending helicopter awkwardly with the nuke warhead jutting out hilariously between his legs, for a main badguy he sure got the short end of the stick as to seating arrangement on the copter too(and reminds me alot of a cat penis lol).
3)in the limo struggle when helen bops juno on the head with the wine bottle and retorts to the earlier similar question, "like WINE?" :))
4) when simon is mouthing off about how he has helen wrapped up around his finger and all and it closes up on an angry harry with an ominous rumbling tone that slowly deafens like he's gonna kill him :))
I still like the scene where Gib and Harry are in the car listening to Simon in the restaurant trying to impress Helen with his phony spy stuff.
Gib: Chuckling at the ridiculous line of BS Simon is giving Helen..."I'm beginning to like this guy, heh, heh."
Harry glares at him, Gib turns and notices Harry's discontent and immediately gets a serious look and says,
"Oh, we've still gotta kill 'im, that's a given."
"220...221 whatever it takes"
a really funny scene is when Harry has Gib bugs Helen's purse and he goes to pick it up from GIB in the van:
GIB: ya know, maybe you are going about this the wrong way, women like you to talk to them and maybe you're just not in touch with your feminine side. (he then explains all the spy gadgets has has put into the purse and Harry just grabs the purse and leaves)
GIB: Hey Harry, if you need to talk.... just talk into the purse.
The whole movie is hilarious but for some reason I laugh out loud every time at this:Arnold is crossing the street not paying attention and a bus has to hit it's brakes and beeps at him, Tom Arnold runs over to Arnie and yells "FV<KER" and gives the finger to the bus driver.
shareIt's the best way to handle, grizzly bus drivers, who don't seem to care about some man, wandering in front of their 4 ton vehicle.
Then, Gib's wonderful, demented, sexist, ass!ole pep talk. You've gotta love it.
"Welcome to the club, man. No one expects it to happen to them the first time, buddy. The same thing happened to me with wife #2, remember? I come home and the house is completely empty. I mean, completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!"
"Not Helen."
"Don't worry. Helen still loves you. She just needs to bang this guy for a while. You'll get used to it."
"What kind of sick bastard takes the ice cube trays!"