Favorite Lines In movie - Wayne's World 2 (1993) Discussion

[–] hippiechick78-97 18 years ago

Del
"To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. [Places a capsule in his mouth] Any questions?"

"Ugly is the new beautiful."

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[–] Fairy_Godmoose 18 years ago

This is probably one of my favorite lines in the movie.

Honey: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Uh, where? I'm outta gas, and you need a jacket.
Honey: I'm going to be frank...
Garth: Can I still be Garth?

I'm a Rumrunner, and proud of it!

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[–] undertheblacklight 17 years ago

uh yeah i have a question....when did you turn into a nutbar?

not sure if that's exactly right but i LOVE that scene!!

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[–] suburbannightmare 15 years ago

"Yeh, I have a question...when did you turn into a nut-bar...?"

"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."

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[–] masterchief511 18 years ago

Hi i'm from Delaware

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[–] VelvetStrokes 18 years ago

You have any Megadeth?

Would you like to have dinner some night? Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

The beginning when they're screwing with the guy at Mikita's on the voice box.

The overdubbed subtitle talk between Jeff and Wayne.

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[–] bruja88 18 years ago

Anything that Del says is hilarious. The Sri Lanka bit was funny. I especially like the comment he made about Keith Richards and how he can't be killed by conventional methods.

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[–] guyzea 18 years ago

Wayne: No, I'll just embarrass you. I'll just stay here and lick the cat's butt.
Garth: Okay.

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[–] ElliottJMead 18 years ago

Where do i start.one of the funniest films iv'e ever seen.

the whole crowd surfing bit.

all of del preston.

garth with miss horne'

''why do they come to me to die''?

''and i'll cross te t's and dot the....lower case j's''

the gaybar scene

''cause i got no place else to go!''
all of it really.
cant choose.

love the way del preston keeps on repeating the same story

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[–] luvinitxoxo 18 years ago

Honey: Take me
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket

Honey: Let me be frank
Garth: Ok..but can I still be Garth?

Wayne:(when getting the forms for the concert)I'll cross the t's and dot the....lower case j's

WWI

Garth: Ribbed for her pleasure....ewwwww

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[–] luvinitxoxo 18 years ago

nerd: Hey aren't you those guys from that TV how Waynes World?
wayne: No
nerd: Well you you sure look likw them
garth: Look If Wayne say were not then were not ok?

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[–] skateordie17 18 years ago

Del: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone

Garth:Well I like to have dinner every night

"So follow the leader down ans swallow your pride and drown"-Unwritten law "seein red"

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[–] NHDragon 16 years ago

Yes! That scene is a riot.
Wayne: ''Hey Milton how's it going?
Milton: ''I feel great man, I feel great! I don't know, man. I hate my life and I hate my father. but I feel GREAT!......I'm gonna go pick a fight. *walks away*
Wayne: (to Garth) ''He's gotten much better.''
Garth: ''Definitely.''

''Dig him up?! Does he think I'm a farthead? *takes a sip of booze*''

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[–] suburbannightmare 15 years ago

FARLEY DUDE: "awesome party man, awesome!! good tunes, good honeys, good brew, you guys are awesome man. i don't know man, i hate my father, i hate my life, but i feel great man, you guys are great!!!!...........i'm gonna go pick a fight."

WAYNE: "he's gotten better, don't you think?"

"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."

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[–] The_Lord_Flashheart 15 years ago

Good morning darling! I trust you slept well. I hope I wasnt too much of an animal!

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[–] tinasparklesau 18 years ago

Chris Farley: I hate my family and i hate my life but I feel great man, i feel great! .... I'm gonna go pick a fight!
wayne: He's gotten much better (something like that)

When garth see's honey horne' taking her underwear out and i think he actually starts to say 'ya do the... and it just dribbles away. hilarious delivery of what isnt even a line per se.

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[–] Father_Anthonis 18 years ago

Ed O neil and chris farley's lines.

Eye - Warship - Satin

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[–] Goodbye_Ruby_Tuesday 17 years ago

HEY! My girlfriend's in there!

A lot of people's girlfriends are in there.

Garth: Ok, we've had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause potential emergency...

Jim: Hey Wayne, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine: Sammy Davis, Jr.
Wayne: Wow, nice to meet you, Mr. Junior.

Did he train you? Did he rehearse you? Did he tell you *exactly* what to do, what to say?!

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[–] teachnsurf 17 years ago

Honey: I'm going to be frank

Garth: Okay, Can I still be Garth?

It's so stupid but I laughed my ass off!

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