Favorite Lines In movie


My favoite line in the movie was when Wayne tried to get people to say what, but what world preceded what? For example the joke that bobby didnt fall for.

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the word your looking for is 'sphincter'. wayne says 'a sphincter says what?', trying to get people to say 'what', thus making them a sphincter. a 'sphincter' is a muscle in your anus which controls the realese of feces from your body.


There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

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My personal favourites are as follows:

(In his new residence at the beginning)

WAYNE
A year has passed. I'm a bit older, and wiser. I'm starting to get hair in weird places now. I think I'm turning into a Sasquatch.

(At Cassandra's "wedding")

WAYNE (Banging on the window - screaming)
CASSANDRA! Cassandra! Don't marry him!

CASSANDRA
Wayne!

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The scene with Charlton Heston has my favorite lines in it, just with his delivery it is classic.

"Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived there, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh five blocks up, two over."

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I agree, the Charlton Heston cameo is friggin awesome!!! He does it so damn well! I thought the dubbing thing with the Chinese guy was pretty funny as well.

The one thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires!

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Anything with Del Preston.


Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.




"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."

Ledgend

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Wayne: Van Halen
Garth: Woooo....Van Hallen who else???

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Girl: Would you like to have dinner one night?
Garth: I like to have dinner every night.


"I am what you made me. Til death do us part, JR" -Sue Ellen Ewing

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I think the funniest part was when they were talking to the guy with no pigment in his eye and then Wayne goes "I will cross my t's and dot my.....lower case j's." I laughed my ass off during this part.

The lucky ones die first...

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its gotta be the start of the movie

Hi I'm Wayne....excelent :)

hahahaha soo awsome

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Welcome to (don't remember the town), not just a town. But a staid of mind....

Crack me up every time!

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The plane bits were the best!

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-you got any megadeath?!

-I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

-Take Me,Garth.
-Where...im low on gas and you've got no jacket.

Master Wayne, you've been gone a long time...You look very fashionable. Well, apart from the mud.

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Anything Garth says is hilarious.

"I can go to a movie on a school night *snaps* like that.

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Talking about Woodstock, and then he goes "I almost remembered something else then, but it's gone." had me in stitches.

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When Wayne is talking to Bjrgen Kyjrgen, and he goes 'Shmjrgen!' cracks me up.

Also, Garth: 'I like em teeny, and toosty'

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Gordon Street

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An Old man fashioning a Canoe out of a log?

i think thats how it goes but u know what im meaning

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Yeah, the old man fashioning a canooe out of a log was great. Then Waynes sudden, NO!
The wiered naked indian and Jim Morissan's, 'If you book them, they will come' line.

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My mom gave me a dollar and dropped me off at the park n ride

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"wow, that's great, i'm extatic, i'm over-whelmed with joy... Horray for Hollywood"

"ZANG!"

The whole scene where Del is talking about the Machine guns on stage, and the cyanide pills!

and of course:
"It was just me, my old lady and the road"
"Hey, who's that old lady?"
"That's my old lady"

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the del preston line that someone mentioned above was great

"Instead of a guard dog they had a great bloody Bengal Tiger. I was able to take him out with a can of mace but the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death... with their own shoes."

lol

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The beating to death with there own shoes,

Extreme close up

when wayne indroduces you to the movie, the sasquatch, the excellent, and the dubbing.

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Kenny G

the man with his eyes 'i'd like to think i have an eye for detail' 'id give my right eye' etc.

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
- John Bender, The Breakfast Club

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The whole Del Preston "Sri Lanka" story is one of my favorite parts of any movie.

Cassandra: If I wanted a guy who was all drive and ambition, I would've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there, guys like that are twelve for ten cents."

Bobby: You mean a dime a dozen.

Cassandra: Maybe where you shop.

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Garth: What a sh*tty circus
Wayne: Good call, there's no animals or clowns.

(or something like that)

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"The only time you fall in love, is when you look in a mirror"
~ Bobby Ewing ~ Dallas ~

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I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

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wayne: somebody just touched my butt!alright maan!

garth: i feel weird!!

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Wayne: Um, an... old man fashioning a Kayak out of a log...
Bobby: O_o What?
Wayne: O_O NO!

-. Are You Tense When You Sense There's A Storm In The Air?.-

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Roadie - "Check 1,2 check 1,2"

Milton - "GOT TO! GOT TO"

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The Thelma and Louise Ending

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Wayne - "But my friend's in there!


Really Depressing Security Guard-"Dude, a lot of peoples sfriends are in there."

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"why do they come to me to die? why do they come to me to die?"

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Wayne talking about his high school report on Sweden:
"It was really hard, too. I stayed up all night and then the next day in gym class, I was on the mini-tramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that."

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(Reference to Terminator 2)



Cop: Have you seen this boy.

Wayne: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

(Cop is walking like he did for the film Terminator 2)

"Jehovah God, you alone are the Most High over all the earth." Ps. 83:18

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Haha, I love the Picadilly Circus bit:

Garth: WHAT A SH*TTY CIRCUS!

**Incubus is the greatest band ever**

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I love soo many lines, but these are my favourites:

Wayne: So it's like, coming home on Friday night and doing your homework straight away, so your Saturday night is free to party.
Jim Morrison: No, I like it the way I said it better.

Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.

Wayne: Who are you?
Jim: I'm Jim Morrison
Wayne: And who's that?
Jim: A weird naked Indian.

Garth: You didn't tell them about my pubes, did you?

Honey: I'm gonna be frank.
Garth: Ok. Can I still be Garth?

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Garth: I'm dancing!....you're real squiggly....

or

Garth: This coke's gone bad!!


"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."

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"Garth, are you wearing Brut?"

"Yes...my woman likes me in cologne."

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Garth; "Feelin' naughty, I tawt I taw a putty tat, Boldly going where no man's gone before".

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