What's your favorite line?
Maybe I can wittle wood with you sometime, cool buddy!?
"Here's Hoping You're Swell"
My favorite line is a yell actually.
When Becca got her haircut, the guy that clipped off her hair held it up in the air and gave one of those indian yells like when they scalped someone.
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This has got to be one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I still laugh at it now the way I did when I first saw it. Here are some of my favorite lines:
Crawl: (laying on the ground and flapping his arms) "Middle America."
Walter: "What the hell? Theo, damn it, I told you to watch him! That's a $50,000 machine!"
Theo: "Not anymore it ain't."
Walter: "Hey, come back here! Damn it, what's that kid's name?"
Theo: "I usually call him 'a**hole.'"
Walter: "Come on, Theo!"
Theo: "I ain't no jogger! (falls down)
Crawl: "Well, sir, I thought I spend a couple more years in school and major in European studies. You know, backpacking, munching on some cha-cha-cha-cheese."
Walter: "Excuse me, uh, Crotch."
Crawl: "Crawl."
Theo: "You gettin' pretty comfortable with 'City' over there.
Travis: "I'm throwing him a bachelor party." (walks away)
Theo: "What?"
'stick..........eee.'
You stay classy, San Diego.
My favorite moments aren't really funny lines but the way they were delivered, specifically when Travis punches Crawl in the face, the way he falls down then starts crying and asks "why did you do that?" is absolutely priceless!
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