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What's your favorite line?


Maybe I can wittle wood with you sometime, cool buddy!?

"Here's Hoping You're Swell"

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"Don't leave me haanginnn!!"

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I don;t know the exact quote but:

"It just tweaks my nerves how {something something) from a greasy scumbaaaaaaag like you, so you just chill."

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"Inbreeeeeeders!"

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"Steven Tyler PJs! Steven Tyler PJs!" Anytime I see anything leopard print, I think of this line. It just cracks me up! And, of course, "Middle Am-er-i-ca!" "Hey, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?!" LOL!!! The whole damn movie is hilarious!

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Chubby Cheeks, Chill!!!!


"Not to worry, the toxins have left the building"

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Rebecca: I want something...feminine.

Tattoo Artist: He's standing right next to me. (Crawl)

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Aaaaaand...

"Have you ever met the tooth fairy?"

"No. Why?"

"I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you."

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Walter: "Now wait just a minute Crotch--"
Becca: "CRAWL!!"

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Crawl: And I'd like you to know,10 minutes after you left,I popped your daughter's trunk.

*beep*

haha.Love the expression on his face.

And I like the entire scene at the Tattoo Parlor.

Also:

Walter:Excuse me,do you have a screwdriver?

Crawl:I'm sorry,I'm all out of vodka.

This has to be my favorite Pauly Shore movie.Loved it since I was a little girl.

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when they get to the farm and he is like "chickens, are they original recipe or extra crispy?" and of course the "STEVEN TYLER PJ'S! STEVEN TYLER PJ'S"

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During the bachelor party...

Travis: You know I used to not like you, but now that I got to know ya, you're alright.

Theo: I still think you suck but you're a hell of a drinker."

For that matter, pretty much anything Theo said to Crawl was priceless.

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(Father to Theo) "Looks like we have a farmer here. Can you show him the ropes?"

"Ohhh yeah. It would be my plea-shahhhhhh!"

Floaty, floaty froggie...

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Crawl - Look at him! the ink soaks into the system and the guys freaked out, look at him! what are you ya freak?!
Tattoo Guy - Good point..

Crawl - Oh, Mrs Warner.. I dont mean to be rude, but you're giving me a semi

Pappy - Between me dying and him kissen me.. Id rather die!

Crawl - Wait! Sally? Jessie? Raphael?

Zac - Oh.. give your room mate a big kiss from me.. in the shower

Zac - How long til we get there?
Mrs Warner - 2 days Zac so you might as well relax
Zac - Sh!t
Mrs Warner - What did you say?
Zac - I said shoot

Zac - Great school Rebecca.. do you need a labotamy to get in here - speaking of freaks! Hey! How you doing!

Mr Warner - Look at that idiot!

Pappy - In my day all you had to do was push a button
Zac - In his day dinosaurs roamed the land

"Buildings Burn, People Die, But Real Love is Forever" - The Crow

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CRAWL: You have got charisma!
REBECCA: What's that? (referring to the tool in Crawl's hand)
CRAWL: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.

And

REBECCA: Look at that guy. What happened to him?
CRAWL: Steroids.
REBECCA: His cones are bigger than mine.
CRAWL: Becca...Travis.


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I am a carnivore and I've just discovered fresh meat, ah!

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Ahhh...that is a good one. The first words out of Crawl's mouth when he sees Becca for the first time :D

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Crawl: Becca...I tossed the spectacles. Grew the do, custed some brew.

...Or whatever he says. I just love the way he says it.


"Flames, on the side of my face, heathing... breathle - , heathing breaths."

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