Maybe I can wittle wood with you sometime, cool buddy!?
"Here's Hoping You're Swell"
"Inbreeeeeeders!"
share"Steven Tyler PJs! Steven Tyler PJs!" Anytime I see anything leopard print, I think of this line. It just cracks me up! And, of course, "Middle Am-er-i-ca!" "Hey, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?!" LOL!!! The whole damn movie is hilarious!
shareChubby Cheeks, Chill!!!!
"Not to worry, the toxins have left the building"
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Crawl: And I'd like you to know,10 minutes after you left,I popped your daughter's trunk.
*beep*
haha.Love the expression on his face.
And I like the entire scene at the Tattoo Parlor.
Also:
Walter:Excuse me,do you have a screwdriver?
Crawl:I'm sorry,I'm all out of vodka.
This has to be my favorite Pauly Shore movie.Loved it since I was a little girl.
when they get to the farm and he is like "chickens, are they original recipe or extra crispy?" and of course the "STEVEN TYLER PJ'S! STEVEN TYLER PJ'S"
shareDuring the bachelor party...
Travis: You know I used to not like you, but now that I got to know ya, you're alright.
Theo: I still think you suck but you're a hell of a drinker."
For that matter, pretty much anything Theo said to Crawl was priceless.
(Father to Theo) "Looks like we have a farmer here. Can you show him the ropes?"
"Ohhh yeah. It would be my plea-shahhhhhh!"
Floaty, floaty froggie...
Crawl - Look at him! the ink soaks into the system and the guys freaked out, look at him! what are you ya freak?!
Tattoo Guy - Good point..
Crawl - Oh, Mrs Warner.. I dont mean to be rude, but you're giving me a semi
Pappy - Between me dying and him kissen me.. Id rather die!
Crawl - Wait! Sally? Jessie? Raphael?
Zac - Oh.. give your room mate a big kiss from me.. in the shower
Zac - How long til we get there?
Mrs Warner - 2 days Zac so you might as well relax
Zac - Sh!t
Mrs Warner - What did you say?
Zac - I said shoot
Zac - Great school Rebecca.. do you need a labotamy to get in here - speaking of freaks! Hey! How you doing!
Mr Warner - Look at that idiot!
Pappy - In my day all you had to do was push a button
Zac - In his day dinosaurs roamed the land
"Buildings Burn, People Die, But Real Love is Forever" - The Crow
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CRAWL: You have got charisma!
REBECCA: What's that? (referring to the tool in Crawl's hand)
CRAWL: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.
And
REBECCA: Look at that guy. What happened to him?
CRAWL: Steroids.
REBECCA: His cones are bigger than mine.
CRAWL: Becca...Travis.
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I am a carnivore and I've just discovered fresh meat, ah!
Ahhh...that is a good one. The first words out of Crawl's mouth when he sees Becca for the first time :D
shareCrawl: Becca...I tossed the spectacles. Grew the do, custed some brew.
...Or whatever he says. I just love the way he says it.
"Flames, on the side of my face, heathing... breathle - , heathing breaths."