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favorite quote.

posted 18 years ago by lbship16
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i subconsciously quoted this movie yesterday, and laughed like a hyena because i totally didn't realize i did it. this is one of my favorite parts of the movie-where blinkin is up on the lookout platform and robin walks up and says "hey blinkin, what ya up to?"

and blinkin says "guessing...i GUESS there's no one coming....."

for some reason that whole scenario is so damn funny to me.

most of my favorites include blinkin, probably because the fact that he's blind mixed with the fact that he doesn't seem to hear too well create some funny situations.

other favorites:

achoo: i'm achoo.
blinkin: A JEW!!??!

then there's the part where blinkin catches the arrow "i heard that coming a mile a way"
then robin says something and blinkin's like "excuse me? is someone talking?"

also, little john: blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bleedin' picasso!!

anyway, what are your favorite quotes from this hilarious movie?

[–] music-fairy 16 years ago

Rottingham : I challenge you to a dual
*picks up leather glove and slaps him across the face*
Crowd: gasps
*robin picks up metal glove and slaps him back*
Robin :I accept

did anyone else start laughing as soon as he picked up the metal glove

All of Blinkin lines especially

"In here is the greatest tresure in all the land.....may I keep it?"

"I'd like you to meet achoo"
"A jew? Here?"
"No not a jew, achoo"

"HEy blinkin!"
"Did you say Abe Lincon?"

Robins face after he realises all of his family and pets have died, its hilarious, I always pull that face whenever i am pretending to be upset.

All the make-funs of Kevin Costner.

When the guys blow the horn in Prince Johns ear and his reaction. Also his reaction to that guys voice "The royal archery contest is about to begin!"

There are so many great quotes from that film,and visual gags aswell

though one of the classics has to be

King ileagle forest, to pig wild, king in it a is!

Rottinghams has amazing lines

L: Hey!I was outnumbered.
N:It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero.

[–] LewDux 16 years ago

Scarlet: I hope she's still wearing her iron underwear.

Not funniest, but... How did he knew that Marian had iron underwear?!

[–] micjeremy 16 years ago

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away...
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
[pause]
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?

Robin Hood: [carrying Marian to the bed] Oh my darling, at last.
Maid Marian: [sliding his hand to the key to unlock her chastity belt] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Broomhilde: [rushes into the room] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Robin Hood: [groans]
Broomhilde: You are not married yet! Before you do it, you must go through it! Or else I blew it.

Robin Hood: I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.

King Richard: From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!

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[–] Cybernaut316 16 years ago

Blinkin: Your father wanted you to have this. He said that it holds the key to the greatest treasure in all the land. May I keep it?

Little John: You've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how are me seams?
Will Scarlet: Perfect.
Little John: Every time!

Sheriff: It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!

Hangman: You know what they say, "No noose ... is good noose." Mew ha ha ha.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 16 years ago

Robin: Ahchoo?
Knights (Bashing Ahchoo): Bless You!

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[–] Diss_Oriented 16 years ago

He's split Robin's arrow in TWAIN!!!!!!

[–] baseballgirl 16 years ago

I've seen this movie at least 50 times in the last 15 years. It was one of my favorite childhood movies, even though back then at least half the jokes went over my head. I could quote it all day, and I pretty much have ad nauseum. =P

Some of my favorites:

"But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm actually quite big."

When Rabbi Tuckman tells the men about circumcision and how the ladies love it, and one guy yells out, "I'll get two!"

"Lend me your ears!" *ears thrown* "That's disgusting."

"A Jew? Here?!"

"You changed your name TO Latrine?"
"Yeah... used to be sh ithouse!"

"I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand and put them in my pocket."

"Charlie's got bad breath."

"D-E-D. Dead."

"King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"

"You have surrounded your given name with a foul stench. Henceforth, all toilets in the kingdom shall be known as 'Johns.'"

Johnny Depp: Creating men's inferiority complexes since 1963

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[–] iceskater47 15 years ago

"I have a mole?" -- the way he says that is so effin hilarious!

"Baby I'm your BOOMBOX" -- KylieX2008

[–] spliefer 15 years ago

"The two men who hit the bull's eye can stay. The rest of you can BUGGER OFF!"

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[–] SanForZeke 15 years ago

Villagers: "LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!"

Falafel: "Ahh, good day, hello, hello, welcome, welcome.. to.. the dungeon! I'm Falafel, maitre d' dungeon. Please, allow me to show you to your cell!"

Little John: "A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get them tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."

Robin (checks the script): "Wait! I get another shot!
Marian: "Does Robin get another shot?"
The Sheriff of Rottingham/Prince John (checks the script): "Yes, he does, he does."

Prince John: "Before the day is over, we'll have either a wedding.. or a hanging. Either way, lots of fun, eh?" (crowd cheers)

Atchoo: "To tell you the truth, I was aiming for the hangman."
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"Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!"