Inappropriate Things to Say During Sex - Jurassic Park Style
"Anything at all can and does happen."
share"Anything at all can and does happen."
share"Come on, guys, it's not a race."
shareRight after you both get your clothes off and staring at each other naked, "What the Hell! What the Hell! What the Hell!"
Green Goblin is great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1L4ZuaVvaw
*Girlfriend uses entire tube of lube*
"HEY WE WERE SAVING THAT!!!"
"For today, I guarantee it.
Anybody want a soda or something? I was going to stop by the machines, since I had just something salty......
share"Don't you see the, uh, danger inherent in what you're doing?"
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I'm your Huckleberry.