Inappropriate Things to Say During Sex - Jurassic Park Style

Life finds a way

*Raptor shriek*

If we wanted to insult you, we would have called you "Tubby Mushroomhead Man".

"Don't move."

"Can I touch it?"
"Sure, Just think of it as... Kind of a big cow"
Cows? I like Cows."

"That doesn't look scary, More like a 6 foot turkey."

"What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world."

"What kind of metabolism do they have? what's their growth rate?"

"T-Rex doesn't want to be fed, He wants to hunt!"

"See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself."

"It's a UNIX system! I know this!"

"How long until they slip into unconsciousness?"

"They're moving in herds"

"It's gonna come through the glass!"

"I wanna go now."
"Look how it eats"

"I bet you never look at birds the same way again."

"In the bushes straight ahead!"

"See the stick stupid?"

"Oh, great. Now she'll never try anything anymore. She'll just sit in her room, and never come out, and play on her computer."

"We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet."

"Now Ellie, you can't throw the main switch by hand. You've got to pump up the primer handle in order to get the charge. Its large, flat, and gray."

are they auto-erotica?

"Thought you were one of your big brothers, you're not so bad."

"What the hell do you think you're doing in here?"

"You have to jump."

"I'll count to three."

"Boy, I hate being right all the time."

"I don't care much for lawyers, do you?"

"You've got to pump up the primer handle in order to get the charge."

"I think we're back in business!"

"I go too fast, I did a fly-by. Give me that glass of water."

"It should be still, the car is bouncing up and down, but that’s ok, it’s just an example."

I would continue this battle of wits with you but I can see that you're unarmed.

From JW:

"No, please don't tell your mother about this, ever."