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Erika Eleniak and her A-list boobs .....


Needless to say --- when she popped out of that cake --- something popped out of my undies.

Not sure if I've ever seen a more perfect set of breasts in a non-pornographic movie? I heard they are 100% natural, too?

This girl was blessed with heavenly mammaries!

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"Needless to say --- when she popped out of that cake --- something popped out of my undies."

Anyone else get a nice chuckle from this?

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Yes, I just saw that and laughed. I was just about to post a reply, lol.

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I laughed when I saw this and did just again now when I was reminded of it. Sometimes people say funny shit here.

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I know! Sometimes that is the only reason why I come back to this board. I don't know why but this topic and the reply from NorthernLad always cracks me up! That sound effect is perfect for what he is saying, lol!

Here is the thread:
https://moviechat.org/tt0944947/Game-of-Thrones/5cde04962b5ec6684d99c6af/This-sums-up-season-8-for-me

And his reply:
[–] NorthernLad (472) 3 years ago
And this sums up the season for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

Enjoy! πŸ˜‚

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I always thought they looked very fake and lifeless.

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"Needless to say --- when she popped out of that cake --- something popped out of my undies."

LMAO!!

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LOL

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"Needless to say --- when she popped out of that cake --- something popped out of my undies."

Lol. That sounds something like Arthur Spooner would say.

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Looked hard and fake. In any case, I'm sure I saw an older pic of her before the implants. Looked like Killer B's.

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Needless to say --- when she popped out of that cake --- something popped out of my undies.


Yup, this is it. This right here is the funniest thing anyone could possibly say about this movie. πŸ˜‚

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That scene with Erika Eleniak was one of my ultimate childhood-teenage fap memories.

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they are 100% fakes which is shame because if they were real then they would defeat jamie lee curtis hooters in trading places

yes this is great scene as action movie from this time is no action movie without gratuity scenes showing off blood, guts and tits. it is part of experience

erika get this part by humping seagal on casting couch she must be desperate


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"erika get this part by humping seagal on casting couch she must be desperate"

Seagal is slime BUT there is ZERO evidence of this.

Erika is a classy woman, particularly compared to many of her contemporaries (one in particular... 🀐), and this is a direct quote:

'…And while Seagal was recently accused of sexual assault by two women, Eleniak said she never experienced any inappropriate behavior from the actor.
β€œI’ve never been assaulted, I’ve never been raped,” she said. β€œβ€¦ We should be able to go to work without feeling pressured or uncomfortable. Have I ever been made uncomfortable? Yes. Has anyone tried to pressure me? Absolutely.
"But as I've said, I’ve never been assaulted or raped… But it doesn’t mean that it isn’t terrifying or sad… There is no place for that at work. And I don’t care if you’re in the film or entertainment industry… It just doesn’t belong there.”'

Why do people like you always have to assume the worst? Does it make you feel better about yourself and the world at large? Your cynicism is fucking depressing.

Erika is a lovely woman, and since we're advised to *believe all women*, I believe *her*. She's certainly more stable and well-adjusted than certain other individuals (from whom I suspect you're getting your sick inferences from).

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Also, and no disrespect to Jamie Lee Curtis, but Erika is *far* better-looking and curvier, whatever her 'enhancements', and she certainly looks more natural than certain other contemporaries, one in particular (who shall remain nameless...🀐)

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no i think jamie lee have the best bodys in hollywood. it is just her face isnt as good as body (still great face - she is no butter) and that is why peoples ignore her body.

jamie lee's hooters are unmatched in film historys she put everyone else to shame and her ass wont quit.

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Each to their own.

I like Jamie as a performer, but I've never been remotely attracted to her physically.

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"jamie lee's hooters are unmatched in film historys she put everyone else to shame"

Yeah, right. If by "film history" you mean non-porn Hollywood movies, then Jennifer Connelly and Eva Green (i.e., her actual boobs as seen in The Dreamers [2003], not in other movies / TV shows where she used a body double who had inferior boobs) both have Jamie Lee Curtis beat, as does the unknown woman who appeared topless in Airplane! (1980) (IMDb credits that role to Kitten Natividad, but it definitely wasn't her; not even close).

On top of that, porn star Gianna Michaels appeared topless in a non-porn movie (Piranha 3D [2010]), and her boobs are in a different league than nearly all Hollywood actress' that I know of, except for Lisa London's (see H.O.T.S. [1979] and Sudden Impact [1983]), which also put Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs to shame. Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and pre-1986 Dolly Parton might be in the same league as Gianna Michaels, but as far as I know, none of them have ever done a topless scene.

If you expand it to include foreign movies, there are probably a lot of women who easily beat Jamie Lee Curtis in the boobs department. One who I know of off the top of my head is Italian actress Donatella Damiani.

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sorry it was just rumor i hear of erika humping seagal. even if true i do not feel lesser of actress who do this as it goes on a lot in hollywood. sometimes they dont do it for role they just do it as favor. it does not make them bad people. no big deals.

i have seen erika in a few film - great film call 'chasers' with tom berenger. she is decent actress. i think she have talent.

that is why erika never say "i was assaulted or raped" because it was only the talentless actress who make these accusation.... they were pissed they sleep with fugly man to get films and then get thrown away when they cant get role anymore. erika obvioulsy have talent to stay away from this side.

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I think I know why this rumour started.

Another (very famous) actress/celebrity, who came to fame on the same show that also brought Erika to everyone's attention, stated that she also auditioned for Under Siege, but was refused the part when she refused to sleep with Seagal. Apparently he said something to the effect "If you don't sleep with me, there's another girl down the corridor who will do the part." I don't know if he was being literal.

The thing is, Seagal is a notorious POS. He's been accused of sexual assault on various occasions, even by his own ex-wife, and he's definitely committed several instances of sexual harassment (instructing auditioning women to take their clothes off whenever they 'read' for him). So, I feel for any actress, particularly any good-looking actress, who's worked with him.

Maybe Erika did willingly sleep with him to get the part (I suppose that if it was consensual it doesn't constitute as sexual assault), but there's nothing to confirm such a thing, and it's all speculation. Although the other actress who accused Seagal of requesting that she sleep with him for the part is now a mega-star, whose fame far outstrips her contemporaries, at the time Erika would have been more well-known, coming off the back of a lead role in "Baywatch", and a few film roles, whereas that other actress was, at the time, an unknown who was *only just* coming into her fame. So, it's possible that Erika was cast simply because she was more famous/marketable, or maybe after being rejected by the other woman, Seagal didn't attempt to try his luck a second time, on that occasion. Maybe Erika had a better agent who was able to get her the role, whilst still safeguarding her from all the 'casting couch' BS. I get the impression that a good agent is often the difference between abuse and protection, particularly for younger, and lesser known, actresses. An agent who is decent enough to personally accompany a young actress to auditions is a godsend.

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do they know who was this actress was who think she too good to be in under siege?

i think erika was very good in under siege. she play tough girl role well. if it was jizz face jlaw in her role then she ruin film.

and she have some goat fake tittys for good measure - that scene is biggest scene from my childhood memory of watching cheesy action film. mind blowing hahahaha

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"Not sure if I've ever seen a more perfect set of breasts in a non-pornographic movie? I heard they are 100% natural, too?"

Since they aren't natural, they aren't breasts at all (breasts are made of breast tissue not plastic bags of silicone), so they don't even count.

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