"Please let's talk, we're all humans here!"
.. now that's the best line, and it's by Elliot!
Elliot really shows that everybody working on this movie didn't took themselves serious.
My god, of all the stupid lines in this movie (and loving them) this must be the most bizarre one!
And does no one think Ghoulies II was worse?
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Lol, Troll 2 makes Ghoulies 2 look like Shawshank Redemption. Troll 2 is definitely funnier though.
shareI dunno man...the line "they're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" is pretty damn close :P I almost spit pop on my screen when I saw that...
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"I have often laughed at weaklings
who thought themselves good because
they had no claws."
hah this movies definitely had some of the best lines ever. I love the bologna line, and the hospitality line, but here's ones that hasnt been mentioned.
The Stonehenge magical stone... the goblins' magic power!
i just thought it was so ridiculous that they brought stonehenge into the movie out of nowhere as a way to explain the goblins. hahahaha
I'm surprised no one said: "Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards!"
that has te be one of the most retarded lines ever.
Also the father talking about how much practice he has with hunger. Really? How does one practice hunger exactly?
1) "There's sandwiches for tonight in here...it will go easier if you eat 'em...it will make our work easier...otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY"
-- The "it will make our work easier" part -- Why does Mr. Freak even declare that to them? Slight pet peeve, but it's like all these villains must absolutely somehow HAVE to announce their intentions for all the protagonists to hear. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I like it here, but I always give pause when this exact same thing happens again. And again. And again.
2) "It would be a shame (pause)...if blood would mix with the meat...and we'd have to put them in vinegar...for the WHOLE NIGHT!"
-- Ooh, the horror. Oh, whatever shall they do?
"Geez, there's nothing in the whole house. No eggs, no bacon, there's just a lot of milk. But it's all like this!" (She then proceeds to pour it out.)
What, you mean, spoiled?
Lmfao.
Dad: "*sighs*" ... "We have to wait and be patient."
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Dad: "We don't even have enough weapons to defend ourselves!"
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Dad: "Around here, everyone goes to bed this time of night." (in broad daylight)
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Mom: "Drive on Farmer Waits!"
Dad: "Okay..."
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The Priest: "Vicious, Stinky excrement."
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During Joshua's nightmare when the sister says "Stop the car Dad, Josh's ready to be eaten" she really rushes the line so you can't quite hear what she's saying clearly.
Also this isn't a line, but right after they sing the row your boat song, this country-western music starts playing on the soundtrack that for some reason really cracks me up.
Joshua: "CONCENTRATE!!!... CONCENTRATE HARDER!!!" with that golden constipated look on his face. Priceless.
shareDuring Grandpa's story at the beginning, we see Peter and the pretty lady eating the slime--then suddenly Joshua pops up, looks right at the camera, and says: "I bet it was a goblin in disguise!"
gets me every time
" ... the stink of smoked carcasses ... the humans nourish themselves with these, violating their own bodies, infecting themselves, creating incurable ailments, smelly bladders."
I was rolling on the floor in tears!
^Totally agree. Plus this one: "Vicious, stinky excrement!"
That whole sermon was a flat-out riot. I almost spilled an entire pint of beer I was laughing so hard.
"Grampa Seth has been gone for more than six months now. You were at the funeral, and I know it was very difficult for you. It was also very difficult for your father, and for Holly, and for me his daughter."
One that I personally found hilarious was: "That's not a woman's scream. That's Arnold!"
Heh, like the others mistook his scream for a woman.
Every single line delivered by the Creedence character with her over-the-top dramatic delivery and facial expressions.....especially "Trouble? It's no troubleeeeeeeeeeee"(then looks at the camera as if to say "what do you think audience?") Gets me laughing hysterically everytime.
"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for NO ONE!"
Dad: "You give me a bad impression."
Huh?
"You can't piss on hospitality! I WON"T ALLOW IT!"
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