Kevin! You spent $967 on room service!!!!
Goddam right I did, Dad.
Your dumbass lost me at the airport. You left me to fend for myself in NY by myself. I had to escape two guys who were going to murder me, plus a creepy hotel conceierge. Now youre worried about less than $1000? You're rich as fuck! Shut up, and open your free presents from Duncan. Oh, and get a different coat too, asshole.