Best Line Ever!!!!!!!!!!
Jaqueline, after ruining a romantic dinner at Marcus's by insisting on watching the Nicks: "Oh, while you're up, could you get me a beer?"
shareJaqueline, after ruining a romantic dinner at Marcus's by insisting on watching the Nicks: "Oh, while you're up, could you get me a beer?"
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When Martin Lawrence tells David Allan Grier at the gym: "Well, at least my lady didn't leave me for no damn Guardian Angel..."
Absolutely hilarious !!!
Marcus offers $20 for the dog leash, and the man says to the woman, "Take it fool!"
Marcus suggests he and Jacqueline have dinner to discuss the New Orleans meeting, and he says "Just discuss the workload over a meal...it's a hell of a load."
Strange takes off her panty to shove in Lloyd's face, and Nelson is beside himself. "Unbelievable!" He's finally found his match.
He tells Yvonne, "...I'm 'o' call your probation officer."
And, of course, "You've got to coorrrrdinate..."
This movie is hilarious, and gets better with each viewing. There isn't enough room to list all the great lines and scenes. Truly a classic.
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I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
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you think malcolm x died so you could walk around lookin like a chump
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" Steel Vagina.....MARVELOUS!"
"You shoot me in the face and I'll kick your ass!!"
In the clothing store.
Gerard - "No refund? What does he think, we'll buy it, wear it, stank it up all to be damned and then, like, give it back to him??"