Best Line Ever!!!!!!!!!! - Boomerang (1992) Discussion

[–] noved50 21 years ago

It has to be John Witherspoon "Bam bam bam bam bam!"

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[–] amisholewis 20 years ago

CHRIS ROCK'S "First the Fatboys breakup, now this".....Too many GREAT one liners.

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[–] Renazance 20 years ago

Don't be pu$$y whooped, whip that PU$$Y!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!

you gotta coordinate, mushroom shirt, mushroom lining, but you can't stop there, BAM! mushroom belt

John Witherspoon is funny as hell!!

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[–] MsFirecracker 20 years ago

Grace Jones: "You're not gay, you just don't wanna *beep* me!!!!!"

My idea of rebooting is kicking someone in the butt twice.

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[–] theater_dreamer 10 years ago

^^^^ LOL this.

This movie was just loaded with them.

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[–] dave_starsky77 20 years ago

CHRIS ROCK'S "First the Fatboys breakup, now this".....Too many GREAT one liners.

I love that line. I'm sure Rock made it up himself. Sounds like something he'd say. Also, the one where Marcus says 'Not even if Jesus was pouring' gets me everytime. Especially the way the woman takes it. LOL.

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[–] JaySherman7 16 years ago

"You would never EVER think a woman that fine would have hammer time in her shoe."

"I've been working here about nine days. Been on time most time, even when it rains. Don't you think it's about time we talk promotion?"

"We went out a few times and it was whack and it was your fault- hey what are you doing hanging around here for? get outta here!"

"Marrrrrrcus, darling."

"I know what a gay guy looks like. My brother is gay!"

"I dug it! Don't make that 'he-didn't-dig-it' face. I dug it."

(in pitch black room) "Could you get it just a little darker?"

and one of my personal favorites...

"KIRBY!!!"

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[–] brimcrae 20 years ago

The best line is the line that sets the tone for the entire movie Jacqueline: When I seduce you, when I DECIDE to seduce you, don't worry...you'll know. And walks away.....LOL! The best role that Robin will ever play.

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[–] brian3151 9 years ago

I think she's even better in A Rage Up In Harlem.

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[–] ekentb 20 years ago

The best line, makes me HOWL every time
"No man can say no to THIS P*SSY!!!!!!!!!!"...with her leg propped up on the chair at the restaurant. Absolutely hilarious. Grace Jones makes this fairly bland movie come alive, I feel.

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[–] ricardito-1 20 years ago

i think my best line is eartha kitt
"marrrrrrrrrcus darling, i have no panties on"

dont know whether to laugh or cringe. but can i just say in the bedroom scene eartha kitt looked good, and she must have been at least 60 when she did that film.

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[–] Isaac5855 16 years ago

Grace Jones is hysterical and that was probably the best scene in the movie.

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[–] mshawanna 20 years ago

yvonne- would you like to come over for a cup of coffee?

Marcus- not even if... JESUS was pouring!!!

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[–] guayabera 20 years ago

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

John Witherspoon steals any scene he's in. The mushroom wardrobe had to be his idea and was added in to the script.

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[–] jgrosvenor 20 years ago

John Wetherspoon

"Marcus, I hear a girl at the office has got you pussy whipped "

Hilarious

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[–] uniondrone 20 years ago

Personally, I like the whole dialog about Captain Kirk being the coolest white guy ever. For some reason that scene still sticks in my mind even though I haven't seen the movie in years...especially when I happen to catch a rerun of Star Trek on TV late at night.

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[–] geelovelane 20 years ago

"i have no panties on"

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[–] toyracer 20 years ago

(In the pool hall) "The game ends when the white ball knocks the black ball off the table....White men are threatened by the potency of the BLACK BALLS!"

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[–] marcus-boon 20 years ago

The Best scene(I think) is an action. When Earta Kitt & Eddie r having dinner ,n flirting the butler trys not 2 laugh. Cause he knows wat is about 2 happend. I love that scene

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[–] GTLubinsky 20 years ago

Princess: "Han, I love you!"
Han: "I know."

Biggest pimp line of all time.

On the other hand "Oh, while you're up, could you get me a beer?" is pretty damn good.

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[–] Pammiechung808 20 years ago

When Grace Jones says P*ssy, gosh I could not stop laughing when she said that

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[–] artis5000 20 years ago

1)
YVONNE: wanna come over for a cup of coffee?

MARCUS: not even if JESUS was pouring

YVONNE: (rapid fire) SOME M-F'S DON'T KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN IT'S STARING THEM IN THE FACE!! GO AHEAD AND LEAP YA BLACK A$$ OFF THE LEDGE THEN!! F@#% YOU!!

2)
MARCUS TO ANGELA: I JUST WANNA GO HOME LOOK AT THE WALL AND LISTEN TO SADE.

3)
MARCUS (FLAMBOYANTLY IMITATING KANYA): THANK YOU KANYA, FA YO WUN-DA-FO IN-TER-PA-TA-SHUN!!

4)
LADY ELOISE: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CUS, DAH-LING!

5)
ANNOUNCER: STRANGE', IT STINKS SO GOOD!

LADY ELOISE: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!

6)STRANGE': ZEES EEZ ZE ESS-ANCE OF SEX!!

7)STRANGE': I KNOW GAY! MY BROTHER EEZ GAY!

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[–] thecaptaineast 20 years ago

No,the best in the movie was "Love should have brought your ass home last night!"

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[–] dejuanp 20 years ago

"It's warm in here. Just because someone takes their draws off, don't mean that I did something."

"Please, you're the most no pu$$y gettinest, talkingnest $hittenest cat I know"

"Least I have had sex in the nineties".

"You ain't hit the twizzat".

"We don't keep cash in the store".

I think if I keep going, I might recite the whole movie.

See you in New Orleans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] iheartzombies 20 years ago

my most FAVORITE PART is the entire sequence from when he is waiting for Jacqueline outside the theater until she leaves him in the middle of the night.

He acts like SUCH A BITCH its too funny. The look Eddie gives her when he opens the door, I dont know WHY i laugh so hard.

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[–] only1me 20 years ago

"yep that's a nipple, cause I'm drooling"

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[–] msmissy45 19 years ago

Absoloutely. Hands Down."Love should have brought your ass home last night!"

"BANG BANG BANG BANG" is a close second

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[–] robinson62 20 years ago

I love when Grace's character is doing the name pitch for the perfume and says in perfect French phonetics (that know one else can pick up):

AFTAIR BAIYTH

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