Jaqueline, after ruining a romantic dinner at Marcus's by insisting on watching the Nicks: "Oh, while you're up, could you get me a beer?"
shareI love when Grace's character is doing the name pitch for the perfume and says in perfect French phonetics (that know one else can pick up):
AFTAIR BAIYTH
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The entire Mushroom scene gets me everytime. If I see that Boomerang is on, I'm at least watching until then. i will still use the word "coooooooooordinate". John Witherspoon is the $hit, "i think we've eaten everything on the pig, from the rooter to the tooter."
And I love (while my skin is semi-crawling) when Gerard's mom tells John "You didn't marry me for my cookin". The follow-up is classic, "that's how we got little Junior over there, BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!
LMAO every time, this movie kills.
Think John actualy said (in reference to eating the pig) "From the rootum to the tootum"! My Dad used to fall out busting a gut when Witherspoon said that, he LOVED that old school style of humor. Plus, he had a close pal who thought himself a mackdaddy clothes horse. Guy used to tell me "Son, here's how a REAL man dresses'! I'd look at his feet, dude was stylin white patent leather loafers, lol! So, I'd scarcastically say "Wow, Dad! This brother REALLY knows how to pimp a wardrobe"! Just took me all the way back to those days. Hit home hard. But in a real good way...
shareToo many good ones in this movie.
What, you think I'm going to buy the jacket, stank it all up to be damned, and bring it back? (I LOVE that!)
Marcus, in regards to us doing it again, I'll have to get back to you. That's a new one on Marcus.
If you even LOOK at her, I will break your *beep* neck.
Gerard, did you see inside was special mushrooms? YES!
Oh, no - I have a piece of coat.
Rabbit's gettin' old, baby. Let's tear off another piece and make some earrings. You know, COORDINATE!
Angela, I'm going to have to take you up on that offer. There's chitlin juice everywhere and I don't know if I can handle it alone.
THEEEEESSSS...is the ESSENCE....of SEX! (while shoving her panties under the poor man's nose)
Pussy. Pussy, pussy, PUSSY! Puss-puss-pussy!
We're looking for our cat. Where is that cat?
Not even if Jesus was pouring.
(sigh) Some *beep*
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Mischief managed!
My favorite scene had no dialogue at all. It's when David Alan Grier is waiting for his parents to come out of the bathroom, and Eddie tries to come up with something comforting to say, but can't. Watch their faces; it's hilarious.
Gosh, remember when Eddie Murphy made movies for adults? Good times.
"Ruth! Ruth! Bab-EE Ruth!"
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"Love should have brought your ass home last night!"
That's the best line of the whole movie!
Tyler: ah ha haaaa!! you a wild boy!! Well at least my woman didn't leave me for no guardian angel!
Gerrard: Seee why you gotta bring that up?!? I woulda F#@%&* him up if he aint know that karate shyt!!
Marcus: She was beautiful but her feet were jacked up.
Tyler: Were they?
Marcus: Yeah aww, I pulled the covers back...
Tyler: Yeah..
Marcus: It was Hammer Time.
Tyler: Ewwwl
Marcus: I shoulda known somethin was up, I seen her shoes, had lil bumps on the top of the shoes when I met her but I thought maybe it was an old shoe or somethin, and you would never ever think a woman that fine would have hammer time in her shoe!!!!
Marcus: I am Mr.Romance when I meet a woman, and then once I hit , I lose interest. But that ain't MY fault!
HAMMER TIME!!!! THATS THE BEST LINE!!!
its not a line persay but when the little girl is showing her painting and eddie is doing the hand motions in the back ground.....LMFAO.....!!
When marcus and gerard are standing in the apartment and the parents come out with the clothes all messed up and gives him the long hard hug.....
THE STRANGE COMMERCIAL NUMBER ONE
Is that a nipple? I dont think so. Thats a nipple
other guy: THats a nipple cuz im drooling.
That's one of the great moments in cinema...and Marcus' reaction to Jacqueline's request is just priceless, perfectly executed by Murphy.
shareIt was a good part when Eddie asks the person on the phone in the ticket booth "Wat tine dah dah sho tart" is hilarious. I find myself doing that in real life from time to time.lol
shareI still do that, too, lol. When I go to the movie theater, I will break that out. Teenagers be looking at me like "what?"
shareYvonne brought the house down with "Some mothafvckas don't know a GOOD THANG when it's standing in front of em! Why don't you just LIFT your black a$$ over the edge, then? *beep* ya!" I'm laughing as I type it. That was absolutely classic.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
Definitely:
YVONNE: wanna come over for a cup of coffee?
MARCUS: not even if JESUS was pouring
YVONNE: (rapid fire) SOME M-F'S DON'T KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN IT'S STARING THEM IN THE FACE!! GO AHEAD AND LEAP YA BLACK A$$ OFF THE LEDGE THEN!! F@#% YOU!!
LMFAO!!!! I uncontrollably laugh every time I see this part.
"Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying." ~Baba Ram Dass
Bony T: Hey Marcus, I been working here about 9 days, been on time most of the time even when it rains. Don't you think it's about time we talk promotion?
Marcus: eh eh eh eh eh!
Bony T: know whut i'm saying; hook me up wit my own office, i'll bring my hoez up in here, we'll hav a lil' party set diz *beep* OFF man!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN DAT *beep* WUZ FUNNY!
That whole scene where Marcus, Tyler and Gerard are in the gym and Marcus is being jibbed about why he hasn't boned Jacqueline yet. The dialogue is absolutely hilarious and I wonder if most of it was ad-lib! Also if you look closely in the background of that scene, you can see the extras trying to compose themselves. I do believe it is because the whole conversation point was truly funny and original. Anyone else agrees?
Yes, demons do come up from hell and mate with mortal females...just check out my ex-husband!
"I have to call my mother"
Everything that John Witherspoon said @ the thanksgiving scene was hilarious.and when they mom says "He didn't marry me for my cooking". so funny.
Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!
"You would never have thought a woman that fine would have hammer time in her shoe"
Kills me everytime.
Oh and any scene with Martin Lawrence trippin out...
After waitress takes their order/describes menu
Tyler: Racial man, racial!
Marcus: Wot?
Tyler: Asparagus spears Man, racial!
Marcus: Whaat?
Tyler: If we'd been white, it would been Asparagus tips man, RACIAL!
'Don’t try and fight it, just let your love light shine'
"It's not like my tuxedo was ironed or anything"
"What he thinks we gon' wear it, stank it all up to be damned... "
"Marcuuuus darliiinnnng"
The Halle Berry slap scene...
"Well Marcus, if you are in love with Angela, why are you here with me h-mm?"
"Exactly"
"You can't paint my miseries away!"
"I told you they don't stank when you pull the membrane out"
"Mom!"
"You know that girl I met at the hospital? Baby got her stitches out". (lmao)
"You know where you know you want this to grow into a relationship where, God we're together all the time?"
Strange, pointing out the gay guys in the restaurant.
"Jaqueline said you really know how to move your ass, you know?" -I love the reversal of roles here, such a great movie.
Marcus in Angela's ear "I'ma whoop somebody's a$$" ... "Sit down Marcus".
"I need to call my mother".
"You knew you were wrong that's why you came over here in your draws".
Marcus' orgasm, "Oh yeah... wooooo!"
In the morning: Where you goin? "Home".
"That aint smoke that's aroma"
Okay okay let's just say I love the whole movie...