worst...movie...ever.


Period. Back in high school when my buddy Dave and I watched a bad movie we'd always say...that was bad, but Nothing But Trouble is STILL the worst movie ever.

You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fu*king Poppins... LONDON.

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Well, maybe not the worse movie ever, but a damm bad movie. Could not believe the actors in this movie.......whatever were they thinking. Still I know some folks will love it. A matter of taste and so can't say it is categorically bad.

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Worse than Dr. Detroit?

Seriously, I agree that this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Some of Aykroyd's bits as the Judge were hilarious, but they don't really balance out the rest of the awfulness.

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I like this reply for multiple reasons. Point of Order: Aykroyd and Dixon met on Doctor Detroit which means that Spies Like Us would have not been the same if not for Doctor Detroit.

Nothing But Trouble is inplasusibly bad. It's embarrassingly bad. And, the amalgam of talent is unreal. Demi even being in the movie is like a bad joke of it's own. The Aykroyd penis nose. Candy mailing it in for the first time in his career. Unreal.

You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fu*king Poppins... LONDON.

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Yea CDizzle, I thought it was gross in many ways and not funny. People laugh uncomfortably embarrassed, not because it is funny.

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I never understand the behind the scenes of these movies. Can they not tell the movie is simply not funny? Don't they watch the dailies and just sort of facepalm themselves and realize they've made an obviously horrible mistake?

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It's not a case of being funny. It's wry, screwball, dark humour, so dark it borders on tragedy. As over the top lethal as the judge may be, at least he does it with a carnival like sense of style and invention. And he has a heart, wishing to see his granddaughter get married.

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It's one of my favourite films from back in the day. Worst film ever made was Remborn 1981, starring Michael moriarty

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Hardly. It's supposed to be light entertainment and a lot of oneliners. Which is what it is.

If you don't like the genre, dont take it out on one movie specifically. Go watch Twilight.

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It is by no means a great film,granted; several jokes were just not funny for me and the script was very basic to say the least. But I still enjoyed some parts of it, in no small part due to John Candy's charisma, Chevy Chase's funny faces and Demi Moore's great beauty, I must admit. Dan Akroyd was not bad per se but his character was a bit too over-the-top in some scenes despite the nature of his character. But worst movie ever, THIS IS NOT. I have seen numerous other movies that were definitely much more crappy than this film. Examples? Transformers 2 (nauseating action sequences with abysmal storyline), The Last House on The Left (the 'original' by Wes Craven, which was very distateful and so badly edited and acted), The Sweetest Thing (awful wannabe 'adult' romcom with truly unfunny humor and an abysmal sequence with the 'Penis Song'), Date Movie (one of the worst, if not THE worst spoof movie I have ever seen with zero script and barely any joke that creates even a smile, and the list could go on and on.

Bill Foster: I'm the bad guy?...How did that happen?

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I definitely agree with some of the movies on your list being unbearably horrible such as "Sweetest thing", " Date movie", and also I despise the others just like "Date movie", i.e. "Epic movie", " Disaster movie", etc., all nightmarishly terrible. Now "Nothing but trouble" was not too far from the others listed in my opinion, it was awful too. Those two disgusting things that lived in the trash outside the house, the canal filled with urine, the bonestripper, the hotdogs, and worst of all, the judge. If he at least had anything interesting or funny to say, it would, well probably not make up for the other disgusting horrible things about him. He looked sickly grotesque, he talked like a growling babbling monster, he kept pulling off parts of his body, and he was totally sadistic. He totally loved taking the torn parts of people's bodies that went through the bonestripper, and grinding them into his hotdogs. And the very worst thing of all about him, his nose. I know most people noticed what his nose looked like. The thought of that vision still traumatizes me today.

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Well it lives up to it's title..NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!

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If you think this is the worst you haven't seen many movies.

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Exactly. I enjoyed this film. Not the best but I have absolutely seen much worse.

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I would say watch more movies.

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