I might auction off one to the five big castles the monarch gets to travel to, give 75% to charities, and the rest buy a sizeable but securable summer house in Scotland. I don't need five castles. Would you have a bowling alley? Buy all the James Bond movies?
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Abdicate.
shareOrder Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston to my private quarters in the Royal Palace. *evil grin*
shareI would have a reality show called "Who wants to marry The King?" Starring 50 of the hottest women on Earth. Actresses , Singers , female athletes etc.. On each episode the King (me) gets to go on a date (and have sex) with each and every contestant. Here's the best part of it: I get to choose all the contestants.
Here is a few of my choosings:
Rosario Dawson
Jessica Simpson
Constance Marie
Aimee Garcia
Alyssa Milano
Leah Remini
Vanessa Lengies
Emmy Rossum
Anne Hathaway
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Capriati
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Esposito
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Kate Upton
Marisa Tomei
Sarah Shahi
Tia Carrera
Kelly Hu
Victoria Silvstedt
Samantha Fox
The Spice Girls ( all of them)
Sofia Vergara
Shakira
Brooklyn Decker
Zoe Saldana
Just to name a few
Boston and Philly love to slander us, but they don't have as many fans as us
you really think UK could take back USA now, when it couldn't back in the day when it was nothing but a few people and no technology??? Theres almost 300 million more people in the USA than UK and they all got guns and compound bows. Some peoples kids lol I always wondered why no one took over Africa, a huge continent with not much technology or infrastructure for the most part, especially years ago. Get over it King Doofus, you lost America. Now drink some tea and fill your castles full of Zoo Magazine models and get busy making royal babies and practise your wave
Uh....oh,oh, it's the pancakes! You don't like pancakes, I will get you somethin else!
Abdicate immediately.
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