Awful, just plain awful

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I now see what they watched for inspiration before making 'The Spirit'.

Why leave Richard E Grant out of the mix? Or has he done a worse film, also I love Hudson Hawk, it's a guilty pleasure. I love coffee so the cappuccino joke is a big hit. I actually think I'd be incredibly upset of I was continually denied something I consider a God given right...like coffee. Saw it when I was twelve and loved it and watched it again a decade or so later and was worried it would have aged like 1984 or Demolition man but it was still one of the most underrated films of the twentieth century. It's basically like waterworld. You watch it and go "hmm, yeah, it wasn't bad, I enjoyed that. I wouldn't pay to watch it obviously. My parents pay the TV license and I don't really contribute to the microcosm I call a family, I mean I muck the dogs out and change their water once a day but I've nothing else to do so you can't really put any tangible monetary value on that."

Only retards or 10 yeard old boy could love this piece of trash. Seriosly, it's approach is so juvenille, except it is rated R. Only for language. Granted, the filmmakers then should've squeezed for more and not to create some action-comedy-adventure with flavor of fairy tales for grown-ups. That never works. And the humor, tongue-in-cheek, slapstick, screwball is disaster.
This must be the worst Bruce's film I ever saw in starring role.