Funniest Part?


#1 has to be (for me) the snowmobile story - from the "wet dog" smell of the seat cover to his balls vibrating for hours after that whole speach had me rolling.

Second would be the sushi bar; the way the chefs repeated happily and loudly everything the customers said was great.

Lot's of other laughs but those two parts stand out and still crack me up no matter how many times I see the movie.



I'm Invincible..You're a Looney!
Camelot! Camelot! Camelot....It's only a model......Shhh!

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The coat hangar while he is in the car.

The scene when he is eating lunch with his friend who tells him what to invest money in.

The day of viewing when he gets a new defender who doesn't say anything to help him out.

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For me it's the Past Lives sequence:

The expression on the old woman's face with her mouth agape as Shirley Maclaine is talking cracks me up everytime. Plus the old man looking at himself as a little girl in a past life.

Also the scene where he locks himself in his car and has the coat hanger. lol!

Great subtle humor...

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No one said Torn's line about percent of brain usage:

"Oh, when you use more than 5, you don't want to stay on earth..."

You just have to be resigned-
You're crashing by design

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"So I'm on trial for my life?"

"First of all, we don't like to call it a trial. Second of all, yes."

I absolutely fell in love with Meryl Streep in this movie...she was adorable. I would have definitely gone back to her hotel room with her!

also, love the whole fell, hit my head the cement and rolled into the pool.

"What did the East German judge give you?"

riot!

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I love the rapid fire examples of fear and idiocy.

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The Comic: "And how did you die?"
Daniel: "On stage like you!"

As an entertainer myself, I found this most hilarious! :oD

The Spadge Has Spoken!

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Great thread, great movie!

Among many previously mentioned parts and qualities, really enjoyed when the prosecutor is making the point about his business acumen re: the botched investment, when she says something like, "your honors, for the record, the Casio corporation is one of the largest timepiece manufactures in the Universe", and the white haired judge extends his wrist to display his own watch (almost the same move as flipping the bird) with a deadpan look in his eyes, drily saying, "I know who they are."

Then she follows up with, "and for the record, your honors, his original investment of ten thousand dollars would be worth 37.2 million today", his substitute defender says "Wow!", and the prosecutor chuckles.


Oh, and his defender being stuck at the "inner circle of thought"! "I don't understand..."

"I like to watch" Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'

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For example I use 48% of my brain. Do you know how much you use?

Hmm, I don't know. 47?


and the Welcome Kiwanis dead sign is pretty funny

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To me, Rip Torn makes this movie! Pretty much everything Bob Diamond says is hilarious. Some of my faves:

"Glad you could make it, Leonard."

"I hope, Ms. Foster, you realize that it's awfully hard to be a brilliant public speaker when you're lying dead in the snow!"

Diamond: "Maybe Ms. Foster is the type of person who likes to hit first and ask questions later, but we're not all that way."
Foster: "I resent that!"
Diamond: (under his breath) "Ha!"

And for a non-Diamond scene, I love it when the "All Nude" guy tells how he died and the sushi chef busts out laughing....and that look Daniel gives him. Classic!!

But I've gone on long enough. In the words of Bob Diamond:

"Psst! Wrap it up."

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I LOVE the scene where they are talking about how they died and after Julia explains her death, Daniel asks her if she felt anything and her response is simply "Oh, I was pissed. I'm still pissed. I was a good swimmer." Priceless to me.

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Again with the old lady in the tram, when she pats his head and tells him how he reminds her of her poodle, and that starts the whole dog conversation.

It is personally very funny to me since my high school job was as a cashier in a grocery store and I have thick wavy hair and the old ladies used to do that same thing to me. At least they didn't tell me I reminded them of a poodle!

Great, great movie. Re-watchable again and again.

Great, now we gotta do the rest of this thing with Danny Elfman!

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I like the part where the guy who died from being in a Coma or something and the comedian ask him how long he said he didn't know and then the Comedian prceeds to ask him Elvis Dead or Living, and the Coma guy says living and the Comdedian says, Long coma...lol

"All my friends are dead
All my friends are dead"
Turbonegro

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when the old lady on the tram pats his head and says "you make me think of my little poodle"

and the whole scene is funny. the lady reminds me of my grandmother

"the last time we jawed, you gave me the high hat"

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