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Things I Learnt From Tremors


I learnt that Burt can't get penetration, even with the elephant gun

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I learned that running's not a plan. Running's what you do when a plan fails.

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I learned that a toilet makes a perfect beer cooler.

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Don't break into the wrong godd@mned rec room.


I love to love my Lisa.

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Be sure to check for conveniently placed poles when trying to get away from graboids. They can be found in the desert far more often than you think.

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I learned that it requires 2 or more cows to be called a stampede.

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Upon rewatching last night I learned that it would take almost 4 days to die of dehydration, yet only one day if your stationwagon gets sucked into the ground.

Mwuhahahahhaaa!

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I learned that knowing how to hot-wire a car can save your life.

I learned that Earl likes chocolate bars. (who doesn't )

I learned that the live ones smell worse than the dead ones.

I learned that you shouldn't take things personally when you're in a crisis.

I learned that grabboids have the patience of Jobe.



Listen! Do you smell something?

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I learnt the term "that pisses me off" from earl and im not even joking! As well as the word decoy! Also...

Even after eating all those sheep, graboids don't need to take dumps

Earl needs help kicking Melvin's ass

Nancy is having a real hard time with this

Val does not respect the rules of rock, paper, scissors

And finally no, graboids cannot fly

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I Learnt Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters.



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'learnt' ??!!?!

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'learnt' ??!!?!


The English English spelling of "learned." We also have "smelt" as opposed to "smelled".

The restitution of life is no great feat. A variety of deaths may well enter into your punishment

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I learned that the one way a hot scientist woman can escape being eaten by a graboid is if the guy who secretly likes her tells her to get out of her pants.

I learned that the woman will act shocked for a second by the fact she was told to take off her pants, then realize that there is no time to argue.

I learned that when the woman is getting pantsless, the last thing on her mind is the fact that everyone is going to see her legs AND the brand underwear she has on.

I learned that when the woman and the guy who likes her is running for their lives, the one thing the audience cares about is a close up of her legs.

And, finally, I learned that the store happened to have a pair of pants in the store in her size because the audience can only handle the sexiness of her legs for exactly 4 minutes tops.

XTRO Theme: http://youtu.be/pcEeakcNB0k

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understood.

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I learned that Graboids really...really cant fly.

That if you need to run to a boulder, make sure it has neatly placed Poles to vault with.

Don't hide on a wheel...its dumb.

we need a Goddamn TANK!!!!

Even if it was World war 3... Melvin is still a douche

Build better foundations.

Kevin Bacon is Faster, Fred ward is "older and Wiser..but only half right.

Grabboids cant find you if you stand still...however they can easily figure out a car needs to be destroyed.

Little Girls don't learn...Grabboids...stand still!!! T-REX...Stand still!!!

That's how they git you. They're under the goddamned ground!

When I'm 45 I'm gonna forget what i eat.

They are both Unprecedented and never heard of before

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Earl made eggs...over-easy

...unless Val made baloney and beans

Old vacuum cleaners are good for parts

Earl was in a stampede once

A large truck tire is not sufficient to stop a Grabboid

Fred's head was not appetizing

Val is either a victim of circumstance or his pecker, depending on who you ask





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^^ROFL!! Awesome thread!

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

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I learned that Earl is asking too much of life.




I Learned that Earl was not pulling the workmen's chain and that Val has found the ass end.

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I learned that 1963 Jeep Gladiator trucks can spin the front wheels in low range 4WD, as they try to pull a graboid out of the ground...



Jeeps RULE!!! ^_^





"The Opener of the Way is Waiting"

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I learned that I wouldn't give Melvin a gun if it was World War 3.

I learned the valley floor is covered with plasticine alluvial.... Uhh.. Dirt...

I learned we don't care what they're doing, as long as they're doing it way over there.

I learned that people have something against being prepared.

I learned that we can get into People Magazine.. Hell, National Geographic!

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