Things I Learnt From Tremors - Tremors (1990) Discussion

[–] revengine 15 years ago

I learned not to make any financial deals with Chang. He's slicker than snot. Probably because he's got a plan.

"If you're waiting for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a long wait." Preacher

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[–] ccaudle 15 years ago

I learned that Chang ain't going to get his hands on this grabboid for no 15 bucks.

I learned that we don't want to winch it, it'd tear it all up.

I learned that we need a helicopter, or a god d@mn tank.

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[–] Firefly7676 15 years ago

I learned that Walters phone is dead and he didn't do it!!

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[–] theendisnear1 15 years ago

I learned that Walter wouldn't know a decent horse if it came up and bit him in the ass.

"It's bad luck just SEEING a thing like that." - Loomis, "Quick Change"

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[–] ss5mmyers 15 years ago

I learned to say no to free beer
I learned that Melvin's gonna be eatin that basketball
I learned I can blow away graboids with a few household chemicals in the proper proportion

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[–] tinyb_me 15 years ago

i learned that when someone is telling me to get up on the roof as the things are coming my way through the ground, i will stay exactly where i am and look through the window exclaiming 'i can't see it'.

Shamonnn...R.I.P. MJ (KING OF POP), Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac

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[–] fostez211 15 years ago

I learned that Burt's cannon fuse is for his cannon.

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[–] coach2709 15 years ago

I learned that when breaking through the ground it seems like there are a million graboids but it's really only just one.

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[–] in_my_tree33 14 years ago

Val is no good with the rope.

IS THAT AN INSULT ,, ARE YOU INSULTING ME. Darrell--- U TURN

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[–] Grooveman26 15 years ago

I learned that one should always bring a vacuum cleaner, cause you never know, maybe you'll hire a maid.

Baby I had a stew goin'

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[–] johnr783 14 years ago

This thread is hilarious, I am literally laughing out loud.

I learned that prairie dogs can dig some crazy holes, sons of b#*(!*s.

The best way to get a woman to take off her pants is to roll her around in barbed wire.

The perfect woman will have blonde hair, blue eyes, world class breasts, an ass that wont quit and legs that go ALLL THE WAY UP!

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[–] bigal_a 14 years ago

I learnt that:

Graboids don't like the taste of pogo sticks

Swiss cheese and bullets go together naturally

Graboids have an unerring aim with a pipe bomb, even when spitting it from underground

Rhonda is ticked off because everyone keeps asking her

Everyone keeps asking Rhonda because she's a scientist

Carrying a pistol with no ammo makes you run

Penetration is more important than sheer firepower

Val's buiding up to it

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[–] cliffrbur 14 years ago

I learnt that graboids must be from outer space because there is no way that those are local boys!

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[–] jmorris023 14 years ago

You gotta watch it cause it's got a good 6 foot reach.

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[–] ms-zanadu 14 years ago

That making any kind of noise in Perfection , Nevada is deadly to ones health especially letting your child play outside with her pogo stick .

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[–] ms-zanadu 14 years ago

Graboid(s) are subterranean creatures and don't have eyes according to character Rhonda LeBeck .

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[–] ms-zanadu 14 years ago

Graboid(s) should never dive off of cliffs .

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[–] I_hatenazis 14 years ago

1. If you have a basement full of guns and someone wars you that a big bad monster is coming for some reason you always try a bolt action rifle first.

2. Chang's biggest regret is that they never gave the creatures a name even when hey was getting sucked down its big mouth. 'Eyeeeee, we never gave it a name!!!!'.

3. If you hit a station wagon really hard on the back you will turn on its lights and radio but not its ignition.

"I Hate Trolls"

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[–] steved-7 14 years ago

I learned that if you don't vibrate, you won't have to worry about the graboids.

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[–] Sny190 14 years ago

I learned getting stuck pisses Earl off.

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[–] MessiahQuinn 14 years ago

I learned you can brake an axle whilst being hung up.

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[–] Nicols 14 years ago

I learnt that there is nothing, and I mean nothing between us and Bixby but nothing.

Then I learnt that there's sure as hell nothing to stop us now. Everybody we know between here and Bixby's already dead.

I'm rolling along like a train. Only Denzel can stop me now!

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[–] jmorris023 14 years ago

If you plan ahead, you don't have to do anything now.

Taking the longview means thinking 48-hrs in advance in Perfection.

If you've got problems with excess trash in Perfection, just bury it all with a bulldozer.

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[–] Meshuggavishnu 13 years ago

I learned there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.

I know, Extreme Sport Punk #1. I know.

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[–] matthewsean1701 13 years ago

I learned that 'We' has to be 'me' every damn time and also that Edgar only ever wears that one damn jacket.

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