Funniest Line in the Movie
"We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Early explained it to me." Now THAT is a world-class funny line. I use it all the time.
share"Look these creatures are actually unprecedented."
"Yah... but where do they COME from?"
"Yah!"
*Rhonda's face*
LOL, kills me every time.
Broke into the wrong godd@mn rec room, didn't you, you b@stard!
We killed it, you got that? We killed that mother humper, come back!
Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.
Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God d@mn monsters.
Stupid son-of-a-b*tch, knocked itself cold!
Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! *beep* you!*
Well, there sure as hell ain't nothing to stop us now... everybody we know between here and Bixbe's already dead.
Yeah, something to keep 'em busy, like a... like a decoy!
Hey Melvin... wanna make a buck?
Don't worry about me jerkoff.....You suicidal....son of a b*tch.
What's it doing, Rhonda?
Why do you keep asking me?
That means we're stuck...That p*sses me off!
I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War 3.
I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards! Pardon my French.
I love to love my Princess.
*Burt's wife Heather* "I know...IIIIII know, he think he knows everything."...Just her country voice alone cracks me up when she says it.
shareWe need a plan.
We could run.
Running's not a plan! Running's what you do when a plan fails!
I vote for outer space, no way these are local boys.
share"GD praise the lord"-- Earl
"These Things are unprecedented"-Rhonda "yeah but where do they come from?"-Nester
Dont know why but love this one
Earl What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Cannon fuse
Earl What the hell do you use it for?
Burt My cannon!
As if its the most natural thing in the world to have a cannon haha