"We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Early explained it to me." Now THAT is a world-class funny line. I use it all the time.
share"What's that?" pointing to first dead worm
"Be excellent to each other...And....Party on!"
My personal favorite:
It can move freely through the Pleistocene alluvial...long pause...the dirt.
I think it went something like:
"Copy that one motherhumper down, one motherhumper down"
"Hey Melvin, want to make a buck?"
"Burt you're going to have a heart attack before you can survive World War 3"
"Broke into the wrong GD wreckroom (sp?) didn't you?"
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"Aghhh...damn prairie dog hole."
"Dem sons of b!tchez"
"Hey pizza face!" Earl to Melvin at Chang's
shareVal talking about wanting the Seismologist to be a hottie.
"I hope she has legs that go for miles, huge tits,ass out for days,and blonde with green eyes"
"You will have, long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that wont quit, and legs, that go ALL the way up!"
share"o sure earl, everybody knows about them. we just didn't tell you"
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Not sure of the exact line..but its when they were speculating how the guy died who was up the power line.
"How do you think he got up there?"
"Someone must have scared him up there."
"You mean someone who isnt scared of a Winchester rifle?!"
"Mankind cannot solve the world's problems. Mankind is the problem."
Broke into the wrong damn rec-room didn't ya, you bastard? That line gets me everytime.
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