Your favourite line?

Ted: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this?
Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy.
Ted: What if we were lying?
Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?

"How's it going, Old West Dude?"

"Watch out for the horse crap, Ted."

"If you want your keys, BETTER COME AND GET 'EM!"

"Tell me about your mother."

"Just a minor Oedipal Complex."

The way Napoleon says the words "buddy" and "pay".

"It seems to me that all you've learned, is that Caesar...was a salad dressing dude."

"When did the Mongols rule China?"
"I don't know, I just work here."

"Dude, you gotta have a poker face, like ME."

My favorite is from Bogus Journey: "That other me is a dick."

"Geek"

A simple one, but I love how Socrates says it to Freud.

Police guy: Why do you claim to be Sigmuend Frued?
Sigmuend Frued: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmuend Frued?
Police guy: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmuend Frued: Tell me about your mother.
Police guy: Oh God *disgusted, walks away*
Sigmuend Frued: Would you like a couch to lie on???

LMAO!!!



"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an a**hole." - Father Dyer (Exorcist III)

"You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria."
What makes it so good is that it actually is a really clever and subtle pick-up line... if you're familiar with what the term meant in Freud's time. Otherwise, it just sounds like an insult.

Don't listen to the negative ones; their arguments are irrational.

""Strange things are afoot at the Circle K""

Even now, i use this quote every single time i pass by a Circle K.

I also love the Deputy Van Halen line..

And the immortal closing line:

"......They get better."

"Tide's up. Time to stay alive...."

I love when they put on some armor or something, and they're like
"This metal's heavy."
"Heavy metal!"
Then there's like a quick little guitar riff haha