There's a great line literally every 10 seconds, but one of mine would be..
"Put them in the Iron Maiden!"
"Iron Maiden?!? Excellent!!"
all are really good. i always liked the ones with bills stepmom.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen
Bill: Shut up Ted
Ted: Remember when i asked her to the prom
Bill: SHUT UP TED!
Ted: Now yours dads going for it in your own room
When Ted says: "How's It Going Old West Dude?"
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My favourite is...
History teacher: Ted, who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife?
"GAMMIE'S GETTIN' UPSET!!!"
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the best line in a movie ever.. and the mantra for life...
"be excelent to each other... PARTY ON DUDES!"
jas :)
jas - Absolutely!!!! And of course, spoken by the best President ever, Abe Lincoln (that's L-I-N-C-O-L-N)!
"the best line in a movie ever.. and the mantra for life...
"be excelent to each other... PARTY ON DUDES!"
jas :)"
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."
Will always be the best one!
Already been said, but this one.
Ted: "Deacon, do you realize you have stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?!?"
Deacon: "He was a dick!"
Bill, Ted, and Rufus emerge from the circuits of history having just witnessed a 19th century Napoleonic battle. Ted steps out of the phone booth.
"NOW where are we, Rufus?!! Oh... it's my house."
The way Keanu Reeves' voice goes from excitement to disappointment kills me.
Also, when Rufus is telling them about time travel.
Rufus: "These are the circuits of history. They'll take you to any point in time you wish."
Bill: "How?"
Rufus: "Modern technology, William!"
I love that explanation.
I also love George Carlin's opening monologue. "Even the dirt... is clean!"
Don't forget...."Bowling averages are way up....Mini-Golf scores are way down."
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."
"Strange things are afoot at the circle K."
"How's it going lil west dude?!"
"And ahhh Bob Kenghis Kahn.."
"You shoot me in the face and I'll kick your ass!!"
Mr Ryan: Who Was Joan Of Arc?
Ted: Noah's Wife?
XD
Savage Streets For Region 4!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HvFKr6XtnQ
I just love the aliases cooked up by Bill when introducing the historical figures to Missy.
Herman the Kid.
Maxine of Arc.
Dennis Freud (Frood)
So-crates Johnson. (my favorite)
Bob Genghis Khan.
Dave Beeth-oven.
and who could forget
uh...
Abraham Lincoln.
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The thing about the J dog is you can't put a leash on the J dog.
"Ok well it's nice to meet you all" -Missy
sharePersonnaly I love " Look, we're totally weak. We couldn't POSSIBLY fight you."
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