favorite lines in Running Scared

The part where they take Julio's car, it goes something like:

Ray:"It's Julio.... He's very excited something about his car being stolen."
Danny:"Tell him I said hello."
Ray: "Look Julio do you want to file a report?"
[Click on phone]
Danny:"You didn't tell him I said hello!"
Ray: "I tried too, he hung up."

And when they go to take the coke from evidence:

Danny [acting like the Cpt.]: "One guy!?! You are going to give millions of dollars worth of evidence to one guy!?! Where the hell is his *beep* partner!?!"

Also just want to add how natural the chemistry and dialogue feels in this movie. A real pleasure to watch.

"You're out of your element."

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I thought the film was just ok when I first watched it but after the second viewing I realise how great this film is and theres so much great lines in it!
Prob my fave line of the movie (Minus the "my name is Pinky" scene) is probably when Danny's ex say's he needs to grow up and he's says "Why, I don't like grown ups."
Also
Ray - "He's very excited, something about his car being stolen."
Danny - "His car was stolen?" And the way he shakes his head is priceless because he's acting like he's shocked that the car got stolen, and it was them who took it.

Danny - "We're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?"

Ray - "Hey, whaddya expect? I'm a paisan'! What do you want me to do, cook you up a pot of Ragù? You want me to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war?"

Danny - "Thats cute. Why don't you go put your nuts in a microwave?" The smile he does after saying this seals the deal of making this a great line.

Also love this line
Danny - "If you hurt that lady, you'll never be dead enough." Such a tough line even coming from Billy Crystal!

Captain - "You two weren't, uh, interrogating a suspect up on the roof, were you?"
Ray - "We got an alibi, Captain. Snake, tell him where we were or we'll kill you, too."

Danny - "That is definately the one. You bastard!" His voice and the pointing when he says this is hilarious.

Also the last line of the film "You guys wanna buy a bar?", not particularily funny or anything but for some reason its just so memorable.

Lets see what Julio has to listen to, yadda, yakka yakka.

When Danny and Ray are trapped in their car, suspended over a Trash Compactor

Danny Costanzo: Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!
Ray Hughes: You want it now?
Danny Costanzo: YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!

Can't we all just get along?

The exchange with the drug technician after decoy bust (I'm paraphasing):

"This is pure sh**!"

"You mean that's good sh**?"

"No, this is bad sh**."

"You mean its good sh** - like 'This sh** is bad?' "

"No, its sh** sh**t. This sh** isn't worth sh**. There's barley enough to alert the dogs. Anyone caught on the street with this would be killed."

You just have to be resigned-
You're crashing by design

these are some good ones. there are so many, i need to make a list and repost



"Cos... f__k's sake, who'd wanna keep trying to shoot a nice guy like me?" ---XXXX

i love the Gregory Hines "YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" as he is flipping the kid off...just hillarious...

I also like "a man just lost a bible question on Jepoardy because he did not know what Deuteronomy was...Ohhh noooo..."

this movie has always been a favorite in my house, Billy Crystal was great in this movie...