Whoever started the things I learned threads is a genius! This movie is a perfect fit.
1. I can walk around a hospital wearing combat boots, a greasy face, and giant bowie knife with studded hand guard and nobody will notice me.
2. I can drive a old car off the third floor of a parking garage through the metal guard rails and not only will it be able to continue running but it will be able to participate in a high speed chase.
Cobra loves a woman who can handle her ketchup.
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I learned that a psycho killer with a shotgun, black trenchcoat, and shades, will shoot at food mostly... Maybe he decided "Ok, I'll make this filthy society STARVE! Yeah! That's it!" then starts pumpin away into shelves... LOL.
I learned what it's like to be a tough fighting man with ultra rad powers!
"My power is strong!"-Wilford Brimley
The people that made Cobra are the geniuses! We need to start this thread for every Death Wish movie. I've watched them all again, recently, and I've never laughed so hard in my life!
shareRats in a maze, trapped in a cage.
1. Shouting 'die' at someone moments before you shoot gives them the advantage.
2. Having a cobra motif on the handle of you gun makes you look more camp than macho.
3. Even though he is really ‘hard’, cobra eats pizza like a homosexual.
4. it’s ok to rip the front of a gang member vest off, and then leave him unanttended with your really expensive car.
5. As long as you're big Hollywood star, you can write a *beep* script and still get it made.
1. When someone admits, in their own slightly backhanded but mostly sincere way, that you did a good job and they're sorry to have doubted you, it's a good idea to punch them out right there in front of all your colleagues.
2. Trendy photoshoots involve robots made from toasters.
3. Next time you see a strange man on the road, expect to be stalked by a group of people who clang axes together.
4. Is she the right one for you? How much ketchup did she put on her fries?
5. Making phonecalls is very suspicious.
6. In real life, people's clothes, vehicles, and positions change a lot very quickly in the course of seconds.
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1.) That Sylvester Stallone is where the law stops and Cobra starts.
2.) Anyone who does not believe this is a sucker.
Know that when a "phuckin' hunter of the New World" takes over your supermarket, and tells you to "go on...you're free!" means it...in the absolute sense of course. (Mental Note: walk...don't run down the grocery aisle)
Long live "the King"...grocery.
Cobra comes from the ultimate action movie decade (so far), and if you saw it at the time it was made (not in current action movie retrospect) this movie is probably more awesome and nostalgic to those viewers (me), than our current action movie audience (of course there are exceptions to the rule).
All the posts have been either funny/hilarious, and only strengthen my love for this movie.
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown." -Dr. Venkman
that the court is civilized isn't it? PIG!! (spitting profusely)
share1. Alice is a more manly name than Marion
2. having a montage after 20 minutes which starts with showing robots and homeless people is hilarious
3. When the chief of police asks you if there is anything he can do for you this dosn't stretch to include a new car.
4. That moving upstate isn't safer than police headquaters
5. When a cop kills loads of bad guys he is allowed keep one of their motorbikes
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QUOTE: " Your fries are drowning," is a great pick up line.
hahaha this is the most funniest thing i ve learned from wathcin cobra ....
but honestly i love this movie, great 80's action hero i watched cobra when i was 4 and just watched it for the millionth time and it still entertains me everytime i watch it :D