Your favorite lines... - Fletch (1985) Discussion

[–] LuckyGoldStar 14 years ago

Chief Karlin: "Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?"
Fletch: "I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you." An the wink he gives him at the end is priceless!

Fletch: "Come on Frank say yes, I'll buy you some new deodorant."

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[–] japanesewhispers-1 13 years ago

woman on tape recorder: "you're not recording this are you?"
fletch: "no...no...never, never"

Mr Boyd's secretary: "sugar, Mr Poon?"
fletch: "no...no...never, never"

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[–] dkgambler 13 years ago

"What are you doin' up there, you doin' some stunt flyin' or somethin'?!"

"Gord.... back here?"
"Don't tell me my business boy, I'm just checking the luggage! And there is a tremendous build up of *beep* on these windows"

"Ahh that's a terrific wing... I love this shape."

"Check the fencer valve, would ya? I think it's been sticking."
"Probably the humidity"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha .... that's funny"

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[–] eoval 8 years ago

Fetzer valve, btw. Not being nit-picky, my father owns a plane though haha.

"I do not like mixing up moralities and mathematics."
Churchill

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[–] BaseBallZombies 12 years ago

Stanwyk's Mom: Want to see the reception?

Fletch: No, thank you. I'm trying to quit.

I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed...

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[–] Shiddy 12 years ago

Fletch to his ex-wife's attorney: Keep $10 for yourself, go out and get yourself a nice piece of a-s-s

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[–] honkeymofo 12 years ago

"You and you're wife are still alive I take it .. HEHE!!"

"could you love someone who looks like that? ....
"5 ... 10 minutes tops maybe .."

"I gonna try out for the Lakers .. they need a power forward."

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[–] yngvai 12 years ago

PS: Have a nice day.

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[–] daisykitten 12 years ago

Buenos dias senor.
Pup 'n' taco.

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[–] bossat2822 12 years ago

"mooooooon. River"

Alan's dad. "Boy, what in....THE hell is the matter with you?"

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[–] psdhart 12 years ago

strangers in the night

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[–] Ruemorgue10-672-822601 12 years ago

The coroner had certified Stanwyk dead, or extremely sleepy.

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[–] chatard86 11 years ago

(Fletch to Ms. Stanwick):Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo?

Mrs. Stanwick: Could you love a woman like this?
Fletch: 10...15 minutes, tops.

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[–] dl4060 11 years ago

On the phone with the realtor, Jim Swarthout.

"I must say, 3 million dollars seems like an excellent price to me."

The actual price was three thousand dollars.

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[–] mamie-lou 9 years ago

Love the look on the face of the elderly desk clerk at the hotel when he says that!

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[–] bizerta 11 years ago

And I charged it all on Mr. Underhill's American Express Card. Want the number?

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[–] residentevil6901 10 years ago

I always laugh at "Somebody's bucking for a promotion. Probably that pederast Hanrahan" and "Why don't you two go down to the gym and pump each other" Lol I love this movie.

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[–] Fletch06 10 years ago

When he picks up the tray in the restaurant kitchen and barks out fake Spanish orders to no one. LOL

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[–] residentevil6901 8 years ago

Lol yeah and they're looking at him like he's crazy. I swear you can hear one of them in the back ground say "loco".