Your favorite lines...
Fletch: Hey, you and Tommy LaSorda
Chief Karlin: Yeah.
Fletch: I hate Tommy LaSorda! (smashes the picture)
What do you do for a living Mr. Fletch?
I'm a shepherd.
MovieChat Forums > Fletch (1985) Discussion > Your favorite lines...
[deleted]
Muchas Gracias.
Tierra del fuego
fletch: this was alot harder then i thought............i don't shower much
share[deleted]
"Hi."
"Hi."
"I was hoping you'd say that."
[deleted]
[deleted]
The line that gets me every time:
Fletch: "Looks like you two got a lot to talk over. We'll just catch the last ten minutes of Dynasty"
Fletch: "You using the whole fist, Doc?"
I also love when he's shaking the cup to match his boss shaking the coffee pot.
http://www.disconnexions.com
and Marge his wife, her stay at Trembling Hills, there isn't anymore alcohol or sedatives in her body
You don't have any Dick Morgan Tapes in there do you?
that's it, you are a disgrace to the force. Turn you bike in at the next Depot
"More coffee? " as he takes the cup from the person at the table behind
You were in the War? No, he was, I got him out
"So you are saying she moved out?" "I comment him on his choice" to the landlord
Gail: she looks like a hooker! Look at her! Could you love a woman who looked like that?
Fletch: Of course, not...5...maybe 10 minutes tops.
:-)
And, of course: By they way, I charged the whole trip to Underhill's AMEX. Want the number?
LOL!!!!
MY BLOG: http://www.speakmediablog.com/
MY IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1358368/
Lol..Very funny lines in that movie. That whole doctors office scene had alot of them.
The babar name and owning elephants. The humming of 'blue river' when the doc is checking his prostate, then jerking and saying 'You using the whole fist on that doc?'...And the end when the doctor tells him he didnt find anything and Fletch replies 'well it wasnt for the lack of looking'
[deleted]
Police person: The police commissioner is a great man.
Fletch: Yeah I hear he's mellowed out a lot now that he came out of the closet.
Also,
Doctor: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I wouldn't know I don't have any.
Doctor: What children?
Fletch: No, elephant books.
"I need to return some videotapes." -Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Pretty much the entire script of this movie is hilarious.
(to his ex's lawyer)
Hey! I think our problems may just be solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeah, Irwin M. Fletcher you choose. Oh, boy, I lost. Yeah. Sorry.
Fletch- This doesn't require me to dress up as Little Bo Peep does it?
Stanwyk- It is not of a sexual nature I assure you.
Fletch- Yeah I assure you.
(To the dobermans)
Look defenseless babies.
Cop- You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch- I'll waive my rights.
The Oldsmobuick
Dr. Jellyfinger
Fletch getting an 'examination': oohhh, Doc. You using the whole fist there?
shareFletch: Aren't you gonna read my my rights?
Italian-American Cop: You have the right to get your face kicked in by me. You have the right to get you balls stomped by him (Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince).
Fletch: I'll wave my rights.
Fletch: That's a terrific wing. I love this shape.
[deleted]
"You ever seen a spleen this large?"
"Noooooo, not since brekfast."
Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.
Fletch: Oh, Madeleine, Freida lost the number for Alan's realtor in Provo Utah. Could you get me that real quick, please?
Madeleine: Jim Swarthout?
Fletch: Yeah ... <whistling>.
Madeleine: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Freida's boss.
Madeleine: Who's Freida?
Fletch: My secretary.