Fletch: Hey, you and Tommy LaSorda
Chief Karlin: Yeah.
Fletch: I hate Tommy LaSorda! (smashes the picture)
Plane Mechanic: What the hell do you need ball bearings for?
Fletch: Come on guys! Perhaps you need a refresher. It's all ball bearings these days!
Fletch being shown into Alan Stanwyck's mansion house
Fletch: "Wow, what a coincidence, i came this close to buying this place myself. Then i found out Hop-a-long Cassidy was killed here....with a bow and arrow...very weird!
Fletch then being shown into Stanwyck's study:
Fletch: "Oh you've had the garage remodelled, whew must have cost hundreds", points at numerous diplomas on the wall:
Fletch: "Thats a good idea, i should get mine framed....Pope be in later?"
At the airline counter:
"You paid for her ticket, sir."
"Doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me."
That is a funny scene, with a series of great lines.
Fletch: Provo, Spain??
Airline Counter Clerk: Utah
Airline Counter Clerk: In fact you paid for the ticket for Miss Cavanaugh.
Fletch: That doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me!
Fletch: These foldouts (or layouts) take an incredible amount of space.
Fletch: I didn't want to pull rank on you, but I'm here about the missing tags on your mattresses.
Barbara: What's your name?
Fletch: John Cocktosten
Barbara: That's a lovely name
Fletch: It's Scotch-Romainian
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In the car chase scene
Fletch(to the motorcycle cop chasing him):Hey Frank how's the herpes?
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Another great line
Fletch sneaks into his own apartment and his ex-wife's attorney catches him he askes for her money and Fletch pulls out a big wad of cash.
Attorney: Wow, look at the money.
Fletch: I saw my pimp today
how about at the hospital, with the nurse wondering who he is....
"Excuse me, Dr....?"
"Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosinpenis"
"Who?"
"It's me, Dr. Rosinrosin"
"What was that again?"
"It's me, Dr. Rosin".
..."where's the records room?" "B1".
At the doctors office when Fletch pretends to be a mutual friend.
Doctor "Too bad about Ed huh? Dying like that?"
Fletch "Oh yeah, and so sudden too."
Doctor "Ahh, he had been sick for years."
Fletch "Yeah, but still, so sudden."
Doctor "He was in intensive care for eight weeks!?"
Fletch "I know! But the part where he actually DIED was very sudden!"
Records Nurse: Can I get you something?
Fletch: Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.
He don't say much. . .he's just got that look!
shareFletch to the attorney: "Keep the extra ten bucks. Get yourself a nice piece of ass."
To the kid that stole the car: "Did you steal this car?" Kid:"I sure did." Fletch: "I'm not sure that's even against the law anymore."
This movie had a lot of great lines. To bad the sequel sucked so bad, but even it had a couple of laughs.
Gail (Just got of the shower): I should change
Fletch: Dont change, stay the same lovely person you have always been
With this and most of the other lines here it is more the way Chevy delivered them than anything, with his calm quickfire "did he really just say that" nonchalance.
shareThese doors will be open
Wouldn't they normally be locked?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The staff usually forgets.
Oh yeah, I have the same problem with my help.
Did you see the ad we ran?
I dont' read the paper. What's the spread in the game tonight? That's funny because he works for a newspaper!
Those were the days when you could just find out anything without providing 800 pieces of identification to prove who you are!
"Who is it, Mr. Singlingling?"
"Cavanaugh."
"Oh. Morris or Pierre?"
"Sally Ann Cavanaugh."
or when he's talkin' to that co-worker (blonde chick) at work?
"Hey (so-and-so), how about lunch at the In-and-out Burger?"
"no thanks"
"Okay, how 'bout just the in-and-out?"
"Ughh"
"Very well, how 'bout just the in?"
"ughhhh"
hahahah
Or during the car chase, when he avoids one of the cop cars by ducking under the shadow of a tractor trailer...he turns to the kid in the passenger seat...
"must be a stage 5 right about here"
"a little slip-streaming, and..."
"oh, there's Fred, won't he be surprised"
or at the country club...
"uh sir, you a member of the club?"
"Uh yes, i'm with the Underhills"
"oh, they left sir"
"Yah, he'll be back, he just went out for his uralanalysis"
hahaha
"Can I get you something from the menu, I can put it on the Underhill's bill"
Chevy gives him a strange look...
"Yes, very well, I'll have a bloody marry, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich"....
hahaha
Cavanaugh ... Is that Morris or Pierre?
Does anyone think that Ace Ventura is a rip off of Fletch?
(Fletch wakes up on a couch after blacking out in the hospital. He is in dressed up as a doctor)
Fletch:Where am I?
Nurse: Your in the records room doctor, can I get you anything?
Fletch: Yes, do you have the Beatles' "White Album"
"Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine."
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"Have you ever seen a spleen that large?"
"No, not since...breakfast."
"Are you a cop?!"
"Far as you know!"
"Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?!"
"Why, did you steal the car?!"
"I sure did!"
"Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore! There've been a lot of changes in the law!"
"I empathize with your plight, Fletch. However, you threw her out."
"She was sleeping with everybody."
"You should've proved that in a court of law."
"My lawyer was a bum."
[Chuckles] "I agree."
"I think she slept with him, too."
"You may be right."
And, I can't believe no one mentioned:
"Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap."
The Falcon flies
If you're going to quote a film, at least get it right:
"They IS left..." The "is" works great since it's Spanglish.
"...urinalysis"
Oh, can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
shareFletch: "I saved his life in the war."
Gail: "You were in the war?"
Fletch: "No, he was... I got him out."
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What kind of a name is Poon?
Comanche Indian.
No, no make that Quaker State.
Melanoma, Carcenoma, some kind of a 'noma.
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alans mom to fletch" do you want to see pictures of the reception" fletch says "no thanks i'm trying to quit" LOL
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Ok, sorry this is one of my favorite movies:
Well, there we're in kind of a gray area.
How gray?
Charcoal?
It's all ball-bearings now-a-days! Haaa!
Favorite Lines:
You'll like Cheif Karlin.
-Yeah I heard he's real mellow since he came out of the closet.
You got a gun creep?
-Shammo's got one, borrow his.
Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
Sugar Mr. Poon?
NO...never, never.
Now you know that and I know that, but someone is bucking for a promotion somewhere, probably that petterass Hanaran, I don't know...........
Fat Sam: I got some reds
Fletch: You don't mean communists, do you, Sam?
Karlin: What's your name?
Fletch: Fletch
Karlin: What's your full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch
Karlin: And what do you do for a living, Mr.Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd
at the Fred Dorfman ceremony
Fletch: ..and hats off to Marge, his wife, because that whole experience there, the two or three weeks she stayed at Trembling Hills has paid off, no more alcohol or sedatives in her life.
I am surpried no one has mentioned when he stands up and some kind of a convention with Fred Dorfman, and the cops are after him, I forgot the exact lines but they were the funniest and funniest scene in the whole movie, I think it was " Fred The Dorf Dorfman", "Many Of you know something about sympillis, and "no drooling anymore his nose is back to shape.
shareSammy, your not gonna sing for us are you, haha cracks me up.
share"I think I'm going to try out for the Lakers"
share"Fletch your not recording this are you?"
"No, never, never ..."
1.
"You don't have any children?"
"No elephant books"
2.
When he's talking about the "Ballbearings" to the airplane mechanics and then burns his arm on whatever it is, and says in pain:
"Heyyyyy" pronounced "Hiiiiiiiiiiay"
"I almost bought this place until I found out Hopalong Cassidy killed himself here. Bow and Arrow, it was quite a mess"
"I'll take the Beatles White Album, a glass of Hot Fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia."
"Don't talk to me like that, A**face, I don't work for you, yet."
"Why don't you two go down to the gym and pump each other"
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"I'm not talking Robitusson or No Doz. I'm talking the hard stuff. And a lot of it."
"I wondered what I was doing in Utah this morning."
"Don't talk to me like that assface. I don't work for you yet."
"Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick."
Human Beings...Wowshare
You know Utah! It's wedged between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures!
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