Worst movie ever


This movie seems like it's made by a bunch of unexperienced 15-year olds. The plot is stupid and nonlinear and it feels like they just built it up scene by scene, instead of coming up with a certain plot beforehand. One example is the hot usherette, that tall girl with the long curly hair. At first, I got the impression that she was a part of the plot, but they just killed her off, as if she was one of the guests, completely unaware of what was to come. And then the ending... Obviously they weren't creative enough to figure out a way for the main characters to get out of the cinema, so they sent a chopper from the sky. And then the bad guy got killed with no effort, and you had to guess what his intentions were. But considering he was stalking Cheryl at the beginning of the movie, it's quite obvious that she was meant to be the only survivor. And when Cheryl suddenly turned into a demon, this was another pathetic attempt at being original and shocking. I mean, wasn't she supposed to make it? Wasn't that what the guy with the metal mask wanted? That's the movie in a nutshell, everything is just a contradiction. And then they turned the whole city into a demon-infested hell-hole, which contradicts the "haunted cinema" theme.

And on top of all this, the soundtrack was just horrendous. Why would you play early Depeche Mode-ish synthpop in a scene where a girl is being chased? And why would you play Motley Crue in a scene where ppl are being chased by demons? These guys obviously doesn't know how to create a mood, and the bad soundtrack treatment erased any potential horror value, which was low as it was. It was just mindlessly gory.

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Demons rules! Nuff said.

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You really should see more movies before you declare yourself a movie critic.

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I thought it was pretty entertaining. 9/10

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I'm watching it now on the Horror Channel in the UK.

I can't watch the whole of it because I'm about to go to bed.
But what I've seen looks really good.

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Not sure how many 80s Horror flicks you've seen, but this wasn't bad at ALL! The movie within a movie was bad, but one would assume it's supposed to be that way. I don't see how anyone could think this was the WORST MOVIE EVER! I mean, get real!

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I think you really need to calm down and stop taking everything so seriously. This wasn't supposed to be a thought provoking piece of cinematic art. It was just supposed to be a fun, gory horror movie strictly for entertainment and because of that, I think it accomplished it's purpose. I know I was entertained all the way through. Some people think they're too good to have a little fun and that anything enjoyable is beneath them. You really should lighten up.

I've been waiting for you, Ben.

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