"Trumpy, you can do STUPID THINGS!" - Joel
"I love this, it's so SPONTANEOUS!" - CROOOOW!
"Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog." - Servo
"Your movie's called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING!" - Dr. Clayton Forrester
"Meanwhile in Movie A..." - various
"Chief. McCloud." - various
"BOK BOK BOK...CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!"
"Oh, he's moody and introspective. He's probably reading 'Swimming to Cambodia' in a corner."
"What is this, like, the House of a Thousand Foyers?"
*sniff sniff* "I don't even like coffee."
Dani
I'm watching it right now and my favorites are "Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog." (as someone else said on here)
"They aren't wearing orange, we should shoot them anyway."
"Oops, wrong bowl."
and
"His last words were, "Huzzah!"
"With a pickle(d) mind, we kick the nipple beers; steady as a goat, we're flyin' over trout; ghetto down the highway at the speed of light, all I wanna feel now is the wind in my eye. Sack of monkeys in my pocket--my sister's ready to go." The funniest episode ever and the best song parody Joel & crew came up with--classic!
shareJoel: "If this band gets any more soul, we'll have to send out for some greens."
"In cars....in cars..."
Sprite payed heavily for that product placement
I am the master...and the commander!
One I'm surprised nobody has mentioned yet...
*Trumpy standing on ceiling* "Look, I'm Lionel Ritchie!"
*After the woman (forgot her name) throws the cup of coffee onto her douchebag boyfriend (Rick?)* "Coffee?"
I love seeing threads like this kept alive, and definitely this is one of their best episodes.
After the guy has smashed the eggs ("What is he an LA cop?") the creature approaches from off camera:
BUCK! BUCK! BUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! (Crow, I think)
One time when they're zooming in on "the gates to hell":
"Luke, I am your father." (not sure who said this)
Is that a rumor or did you just make that up?
Maiden-voiced Kid: "What do you know, Trumpy?"
Trace/Crow: "Food. Eating. The theatre."
Everytime someone says something that everyone is supposed to just accept as matter of fact, the audience goes "mhm"
Got me every time.
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shareServo(?) "Oh what a nightmare, I dreamt I was a crappy actress in a terrible mosnter movie...hey wait a minute."
When Tommy puts his ear up against the egg.
"Let me out...I said let me out...I said let me out..."
hunter: haven't you screwed things up enough already?
Crow: Well he did write the script
Joel(?): HUZZAH!
Faster Trumpy, kill, kill
Joel: So people are being methodically killed by the banana splits.
I'm sugar and spice and everything nice...so bite me!
laura:I don't think the others like me being here.
joel:DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"you wanna make a movie, you gotta break some eggs."
"hey, that guy looks like norm abrams getting killed."
"did you hear that? sounded like norm abrams getting killed by a giant chicken."
I LOVE L.D.!
Carbon scoring all over my droid!
share"And thus the cast is diminished by one." Crow (I think)
shareI had this line stuck in my head today (and why I'm on this board)...
(In the beginning of the movie, in space, with the camera flowing backwards)
Crow: Woah, boldly backing away from where no man has gone before.
You all got most of the good ones. A couple of others I didn't see mentioned that I thought were funny:
Tracy: Do you think the weather is going to hold?
Servo: No, I think it's just going to stop!
Laura: Aaah!
Cathy: God, what was that?
Crow: Sounded like Laura, leaping to her death.
Tommy: You can do magic things!
Servo: It's called evil, kid.
Crow: I'm blind, I'm looking at the back of my retinas!
Joel: No, the movie went blind, not you.
Joel: My bloodlust cannot be sated! The light trembling of a fawn as it lay dying in my arms, you know.
Poacher: I've got a funny feeling, and I don't like it.
Joel: I've gotta kill something, is what I've gotta do. The helpless cough of a squirrel with a crushed face, that's what life's all about.
One of MST3K's best.
"(gasp) Football practice!!"
In any movie, when a character awakens suddenly I think of this.
The whole "potato" sequence had me crying.
"Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog."
"What is it about the Gates of Hell that makes people just wanna walk right in?"
The whole "which movie is this" back-and-forth.
The song "Idiot Control Now."
And of course...
"IT STINKS!"
"He's already attracted to her. Time and monotony will do the rest."
Child in movie (doing a puzzle): "See, the pieces go together."
MSTK person: "If only this movie was so lucky!"
The constant "McCloud!" shout-outs were also hilarious, as was the Elephant Man voice they used for Trumpy.
The above is just my opinion. If we disagree, it only means that you are wrong.