"Trumpy, you can do STUPID THINGS!" - Joel
"I love this, it's so SPONTANEOUS!" - CROOOOW!
"Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog." - Servo
"Your movie's called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING!" - Dr. Clayton Forrester
"Meanwhile in Movie A..." - various
"Chief. McCloud." - various
I forgot...
"She's ZESTFULLY DEAD!"
"It STINKS!"
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"Open the door! But not with your skull!" - Joel
"He needs to use some peroxide. Smucker's brand peroxide!" - Joel
"Join us for more repetetive New Age music on, Music-From-The-Hearts-of-Space!" - Servo
"Meanwhile, in yet another movie... *Sigh* Patience gentle viewer, this will all make sense in the end..." - Servo
"What pretentious crap!" - Servo
"Faster Trumpy! Kill!" - Crow
"You want to hear it again?"
All: "NO NO NO!"
"Trumpy! What have you been doing"
Crow: "Killing People"
Crow: "Little winged potatoes"
Tom: "Eeegh, Regan"
"Wow, if you keep eating like this, Mom's going to wonder where all the food's going"
Joel: "Then you'll have to dispose of her"
"Tommy, can you here me?"
Tom: "can you feel me near you (The Who)"
"Bambi, humans are basically good."
"LAURA???" that whole scene looking for laura is the best
"tell laura i love her"
My gosh, If trumpy sneezes he'll pistol whip that kid with peanuts!-Joel
Face it kid,Trumpy never liked you-Tom Servo
I like you Tommy...I'll kill you last.-Crow
I'll name you after Donald Trump.-Joel
Get the attachments...You can do the couch!-Joel
Those are all great, and there are tons more, but the one that REALLY sticks in my mind is when Tommy is *trying* to talk to Trumpy (something along the lines of Do you want to play, Trumpy? Do you know what playing is?" etc.) and Servo's just blurts out: "He doesn't speak your language, dickweed!"
I don't know why, but that is so absolutely hilarious, and the sad thing is it never fails to just randomly pop into my head at really unfortunate times, like in the middle of a bio test. Once I had to stick my fist in my mouth to keep from laughing, hahaha!
"Always pillage before you burn."
I have my one man play leslie nielsen, leslie nielsen, leslie nielsen-servo
Huzzah-all
Ah camping I'll dress up as oscar wilde and you sing noel coward songs-servo
hey did you hear that sounds like norm abrams being killed by a giant chicken-crow t robot
he looks like adm.byrd playing the elephant man-crow
pepridge farms remembers pepridge farms remembers(nervously)im getting out of here-crow
"Tommy, what are you doing?"
"Just tending the incubus, mother." Servo (I think)
My other favorite is Tommy: What do you like, Trumpy?
Crow (or Servo, can't remember): Food. Eating. The theatre.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
"Do you know what 'playing' is, Trumpy?"
"Yes, it's where I break you in half."
"Hey, those aren't deer!"
"Well, they're not wearing orange. Let's shoot 'em anyway."
"Let her rest. With a little sleep, she'll be right as rain in the morning." Molly
"Yeah. That's what cures a crushed spine!" Joel
When the "rock group" is driving up to the mountains, and that terrible background music is playing, Tom Servo says "What is this?...white reggae?" and a moment later says "You know Ringo made some bad songs, but this is really embarrasing."
I wish actors would STAY THE HELL OUT OF POLITICS!!!share