Fans DEMAND a REMAKE


It's time to update Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it's just gotten too old and just sin't holding up in today's marketplace. A remake will re-do the movie to make it better for the 2000's.

Cast:
Jeff Spicoli: Ashton Kutcher
Stacey: Lindsay Lohan
Linda: Megan Fox
Brad: Jason Segel
Mike Damone: Ben Affleck
Rat: Shia leBouf
Mr. Hand: Richard Dreyfuss
Jefferson: Terry Crews
Mr. Vargas: Michael Richards

This is a well-balanced star studded cast with a blend of nice young and old characters. The fans are demanding a remake so hopefully the studious will finally listen and get this made.

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Enough remakes please. I was born in 1990 and even I am tired of useless, pointless remakes.

And are you *OUT* OF YOUR FREAKING MIND!! Nearly all of those actors are in their 30s and 40s!!! And Shia Lobeouf and Megan Fox are terrible at acting, lol. Ugh. Horrible, terrible, no-good list.

SMH xD

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Yeah um, big fan here. No remake, ever. Now go away.

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please don't

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LOL, 7 years later and 90% of those actors aren't even box office draws anymore. Your suggested remake aged tenfold than the PG movie itself which is still a classic.

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Ha! No doubt...What a dumb idea, although perhaps this film could have single-handedly resurrected the career of Michael Richards! 🤣🤣🤣

Not to mention...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI&ab_channel=robcantor

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To call attention to the obvious, the OP never replied to any of the posts about his fucking absurd topic.

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Fuck off.

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It definitely demands a remake with a more progressive, inclusive point of view. The original is far too dated in it's whiteness and objectification of persons assigned female at birth. Watching it today causes me to feel unsafe.

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I'll drive you to Berkeley if you like.

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Thank you, but driving is destructive to the environment and owning a car is problematic, since it is a sign of Privilege, Colonization, and Racism. When I return to my equity studies classes at Berkeley I will use public transportation, or ride my electric-assist, fair-trade, sustainably manufactured bicycle.

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Please, God...NO!

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