i think every episoded has 2 or 3 great lines. my fav has got to be "i can hold my breath a long, long time, hahahahaha". whats yours?
shareGet outta my way Henry or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go fill my freezer with my own blood"
"That's why God made Fathers" Hahaha; who came up with that one?
shareI Got My Cake!
shareI got my cake. Tops
Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega
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-Mrs Castonmeyer... Mrs. Katzenjammer, would you mind telling me who gave you my private number? I'd like to fire him.
- It was in my husband's address book you son of a bitch!
- Oh! I can't fire him, can I?
Way too many to list; here are a few:
"I don't give a *beep* if you decided to take the kids to Attica this year. There are still roaches in this place, Reynolds."
"And if I don't first see White and then the exterminators within the space of a half an hour, you will have no job by midnight tonight. Do you understand me? And then next year you can take the wife and kids to Disneyworld on your *beep* welfare check. Have you got that? Are we together on this?"
"Ten minutes later I heard the shot."
"Yes, George Gendron told me old Norman went out with a bang."
"I think I'll go down and see how the land lays."
"Verrill luck's always in. You spell that kind of luck B-A-D."
Everything Billy said in the whole movie.
shareTrendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
No, Wilma, this is going to be an entirely new experience!
You are toast, my toasty friend.
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He wanted to measure the bite marks...well, I guess he got his cha-ha-ha-ha-nce!
"Ma'am, we didn't find any boy."
"Then he's still there..."