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Likely the most unerotic porno movie ever made.

posted 2 years ago by whynotwriteme (7720)
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Yeah, most of the women looked hot, but the overall oppressive mood of imminent death and depravity really killed any eroticism in this.

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[–] Otter (24464) 2 years ago

Seriously, it's a movie that makes you never want to have sex again!

They should show it in "abstinence only sex education" classes.

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[–] CalvinJarrett (451) a year ago

I wouldn't say that about the Imperial Bordello scene that Bob Guccione shot after principal filming wrapped (in early 1977). I would have loved to have been one of the male extras in that orgy.

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[–] Otter (24464) a year ago

Yuuuck!

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[–] CalvinJarrett (451) a year ago

Sorry to have offended you, Otter. Don't worry - I could never have committed that sin. I wasn't born until 3-4 months after that segment was shot.

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[–] Otter (24464) a year ago

You have not offended me, you've just grossed me out.

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[–] agentalbert (3090) 10 days ago

Why? Some of those guys were very lucky. You're some extra Italian dude who goes to set, and you get to have a couple Penthouse Pets double-team you? Poor, poor man...

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

It's still better than modern porn.

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[–] mtxmind (3296) 2 years ago

Even the shittiest 8mm loops of the late 60's/early 70's are better than "modern" porn.

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

Agreed. I can't watch modern porn. Everything is so fake (I know old porn is fake, but at least they faked it not being fake!).

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[–] moviechatterer (15638) 5 months ago

the problem with modern porn is the obsession with "step" relatives and bum sex

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[–] seagal72 (1962) 6 months ago

I don't know...Hot women being forced into sex (under pain of death) kinda' turns ME on.

Sucking the midget off, earns a demerit point though.

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[–] TandyMan (11097) 6 months ago

Yes. Whores. Do your job. Fuck. You cunts. No pleasure for you. The pleasure is for the penis.

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[–] HarlemEagle42 (17745) 6 months ago

The lesbian scene with the two girls eavesdropping on the threesome was pretty awesome.

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[–] agentalbert (3090) 10 days ago

Yeah, it was. Ditto the double-team BJ those (I think) same two girls perform on some guy during the Imperial Brothel scene.

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