Remake with Black Cast (any time period)

Would the shark be a Great Black Shark as well?

Brody - Al Jolson ("Smile you son-of-a-mammmy-fucking Biatchh!")

Quint - Bill Cosby ("This Dark....Swallow Ya' Hole.....an shiiet")

Hooper - A 'CGI' George Floyd ("I can't breathe")

Ellen Brody - Pam Grier (no dialogue, but invariably gets raped by a CGI Sid-Haig)

Mayor Vaughn - George Hamilton (I *AM* going to stand here and see that little Kintner CRAKKKER spill out all over the mafuckin' dock")

All hunting a (cracker-eating) 'Great Black Shark'

Bruce - Andy Serkis, who else? (plus it will sate those whites constantly whining about equal representation)
Music - Kayne, Beyonce, Gay-z, Will-I-Am, Rihanna, Drake (etc)
Script - Jordan Peele/Tyler Perry/Louis Farrakhan (etc)
Director - Spike ("Do The White Thing") Lee

Sidney Poitier as Brody
Cleavon Little as Hooper
Roscoe Lee Browne as Quint
Felton Perry as Hendricks
Ossie Davis as the mayor
Rosalind Cash as Mrs Brody
Woody Strode as Ben Gardner

I think Richard Pryor is dead.

No way would Jaws work with an all black cast.

shiiiiet that muthafukin fish just ate tyrones baby mama!

Idris Elba in all roles.

Deep Blue Sea... had ll cool j and Samuel l Jackson

Samuel Jackson had probably the best death scene in any shark movie, easily top 3...