(D'Artagnan swings to knock Rochefort of his horse but misses)
D'Artagnan: Oh Fudge!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS! YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD! YOU HAVE NO FAMILY!
D'Artagnan: You cannot go to the queen with dirty legs!
Constance: eh, no...
D'Artagnan: Are you strong enough to wash them?
Constance: mmm, no. Oh my poor husband, without him I feel so helpless.
D'Artagnan: I've never washed the legs of a woman. I have done a horse. With a horse you start at the top.
Constance: I cannot go dirty to the Queen.
"...the young man would love it too, but he can't afford it."